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Published May 16, 2010 7.5m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Hal Rudnick
Directed by Justin Donaldson
Produced by Josh Simpson
Edited by Justin Donaldson
Featuring: Julia Ann, Diamond Foxxx, Raylene, Rachel Love, Jewels Jade, James Deen, Rocco Reed
Thanks to Janeen Gensen and everyone at New Sensations.
The video opens with Hal Rudnick standing on the set of a porn shoot.



Hal Rudnick: I'm Hal Rudnick and I'm on the set.



The shot cuts to a graphic of a video camera. The following text
appears: ON THE SET WITH HAL RUDNICK. The shot then cuts to Hal Rudnick
standing next to Lee Roy Myers.



Hal Rudnick: I'm standing here with our director, Lee Roy Myers. Lee Roy, what are we shooting here today?



Lee Roy Myers: We are shooting Golden Girls, the XXX milf parody.



The shot cuts to Raylene, Julia Ann, Rachel Love, and Diamond Foxx
sitting around a table on a kitchen set. The shot pans over to Jewels
Jade standing next to James Deen, who is dressed as a handyman, and
removing her bra. The shot cuts to Rocco Reed receiving fellatio. The
shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Raylene.



Hal Rudnick: What character are you playing in the Golden Girls XXX parody.



Raylene: I'm playing Bea Arthur's role of Dorothy.



Hal Rudnick: Give me your best, serious Bea Arthur face.



Raylene gives the camera a serious look. The image cuts to a split
screen of Raylene looking at the camera and a still image of Bea Arthur
giving a similar look.



Hal Rudnick: Oh, don't want to get on Dorothy's bad side.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Rachel Love.



Hal Rudnick: Sophia was the mother of the group. She was Dorothy's mother. Do you feel like a mother to these women here today?



Rachel Love: The only part of me that feels like a mother is looking at their tits and thinking about sucking on them.



Hal Rudnick: Ah.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick standing next to Diamond Foxx.



Hal Rudnick: What did you do to get into character for Blanche?



Diamond Foxx: I just pulled out the natural me. She's stupid and slutty and I do pretty good at both of those.



Hal Rudnick: That's awesome when you can play someone you really identify with.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Julia Ann.



Hal Rudnick: If you could talk to Betty White, what would you say to her or ask her.



Julia Ann: I think Betty White is adorable. She's a hot little number.



Hal Rudnick: Totally.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick with Lee Roy Myers.



Hal Rudnick: If this were a Golden Girls episode, what's the plot of this one?



Lee Roy Myers: Vagina. Lots of vagina.



Hal Rudnick: Spoiler Alert.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting next to Raylene.



Raylene: We're going to have sex.



Hal Rudnick: And plotwise, how does this happen?



Raylene: He's a landscaping gardener. I'm the old lady. We're going to have sex.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with James Deen.



James Deen: The idea of a person coming up to me and saying they're not a Golden Girls fan, I might just have to punch them.



Hal Rudnick: Fuck that guy, right?



James Deen: Fuck that guy.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick standing next to Diamond Foxx.



Hal Rudnick: If Blanche was the sex crazed one in the TV show, in the porn version are they all sex crazed?



Diamond Foxx: I don't their they're as cock hungry as I am.



Hal Rudnick: How cock hungry are you on a scale of 1 to 10.



Diamond Foxx: In real life or in the script?



Hal Rudnick: Both. In real life how cock hungry are you?



Diamond Foxx: About a 15.



Hal Rudnick: About a 15. In the Golden Girls porn how cock hungry are you?



Diamond Foxx: About a 10.



Hal Rudnick: About a 10. Okay. A little less than real life.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick addressing the camera directly.



Hal Rudnick: So I hear there are some actors getting ready for a scene. Let's see if we can find...



The camera pulls back to reveal Rocco Reed having sex with Raylene. The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Raylene.



Hal Rudnick: Bea Arthur passed away not too long ago.



Raylene nods sadly. The shot cuts to Jewels Jade.



Jewels Jade: My blessings to go out to her and we miss her.



The shot cuts to Lee Roy Myers and Hal Rudnick.



Lee Roy Myers: I don't know her, but I never did. It'd be tough to know her now, she's dead.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Raylene.



Raylene: Actually, I was a huge fan, so it's very sad for me.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with James Deen.



James Deen: I didn't know she was dead. I'm a little depressed now.



Hal Rudnick: I hope you can still get it up.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Raylene.



Hal Rudnick: Golden Girls. Will there be golden showers.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick standing next to Diamond Foxx.



Diamond Foxx: I've peed on people, but I won't be peed on.



Hal Rudnick (nodding): A woman's got to have her standards.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick with Lee Roy Myers.



Hal Rudnick: What are some other XXX parodies you've done?



Lee Roy Myers: I have done The Office, a XXX parody.



Hal Rudnick: The British or American version?



Lee Roy Myers: Oh, the American.



Hal Rudnick: Can I pitch you a couple of ideas?



Lee Roy Myers: Absolutely! Go for it!



Hal Rudnick: Muppet Babies.



Lee Roy Myers: Muppet Babies? Can't do the baby thing. Muppets...possibly.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick with Diamond Foxx.



Hal Rudnick: Can you sing a little bit of the Golden Girls theme song for me?



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Julia Ann.



Hal Rudnick and Julia Ann (singing together): Thank you for being a friend.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick and Lee Roy Myers.



Lee Roy Myers: Travel down the road and back again.



The shot cuts to Rachel Love.



Rachel Love: Your heart is true.



The shot cuts to Diamond Foxx.



Diamond Fox: You're a pal and a confidante.



The shot cuts to Raylene.



Raylene: And if I threw a party.



The shot cuts to Rachel Love.



Rachel Love: And invited everyone I knew.



The shot cuts to Lee Roy Myers and Hal Rudnick.



Hal Rudnick: Then you would see...



Lee Roy Myers: The biggest gift would be from me.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick and James Deen.



James Deen: And the card attached...



Hal Rudnick: Would say?



James Deen belches. The shot then cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting next to Julia Ann.



Hal Rudnick and Julia Ann: Thank you for being a friend.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick and Raylene.



Hal Rudnick: I want to thank you for being a friend.



Raylene: Thank you.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick with Rachel Love.



Hal Rudnick: Thank you for being a friend.



Rachel Love: Thank you too, sweetie.



The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick and Diamond Foxx.



Hal Rudnick: Thank you for being a friend.



Diamond Foxx: Thank you for having me as a friend.



The shot cuts back to Hal Rudnick standing next to Rocco Reed and Raylene as they have sex.



Hal Rudnick: I'm Hal Rudnick.
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