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Hal Rudnick hits the set of the Golden Girls XXX porn parody to talk to the stars about their favorite Golden Girls and Golden Showers, the porn stars even sing a little song for all of the fans.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
The video opens with Hal Rudnick standing on the set of a porn shoot.
Hal Rudnick: I'm Hal Rudnick and I'm on the set.
The shot cuts to a graphic of a video camera. The following text
appears: ON THE SET WITH HAL RUDNICK. The shot then cuts to Hal Rudnick
standing next to Lee Roy Myers.
Hal Rudnick: I'm standing here with our director, Lee Roy Myers. Lee Roy, what are we shooting here today?
Lee Roy Myers: We are shooting Golden Girls, the XXX milf parody.
The shot cuts to Raylene, Julia Ann, Rachel Love, and Diamond Foxx
sitting around a table on a kitchen set. The shot pans over to Jewels
Jade standing next to James Deen, who is dressed as a handyman, and
removing her bra. The shot cuts to Rocco Reed receiving fellatio. The
shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Raylene.
Hal Rudnick: What character are you playing in the Golden Girls XXX parody.
Raylene: I'm playing Bea Arthur's role of Dorothy.
Hal Rudnick: Give me your best, serious Bea Arthur face.
Raylene gives the camera a serious look. The image cuts to a split
screen of Raylene looking at the camera and a still image of Bea Arthur
giving a similar look.
Hal Rudnick: Oh, don't want to get on Dorothy's bad side.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Rachel Love.
Hal Rudnick: Sophia was the mother of the group. She was Dorothy's mother. Do you feel like a mother to these women here today?
Rachel Love: The only part of me that feels like a mother is looking at their tits and thinking about sucking on them.
Hal Rudnick: Ah.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick standing next to Diamond Foxx.
Hal Rudnick: What did you do to get into character for Blanche?
Diamond Foxx: I just pulled out the natural me. She's stupid and slutty and I do pretty good at both of those.
Hal Rudnick: That's awesome when you can play someone you really identify with.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Julia Ann.
Hal Rudnick: If you could talk to Betty White, what would you say to her or ask her.
Julia Ann: I think Betty White is adorable. She's a hot little number.
Hal Rudnick: Totally.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick with Lee Roy Myers.
Hal Rudnick: If this were a Golden Girls episode, what's the plot of this one?
Lee Roy Myers: Vagina. Lots of vagina.
Hal Rudnick: Spoiler Alert.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting next to Raylene.
Raylene: We're going to have sex.
Hal Rudnick: And plotwise, how does this happen?
Raylene: He's a landscaping gardener. I'm the old lady. We're going to have sex.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with James Deen.
James Deen: The idea of a person coming up to me and saying they're not a Golden Girls fan, I might just have to punch them.
Hal Rudnick: Fuck that guy, right?
James Deen: Fuck that guy.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick standing next to Diamond Foxx.
Hal Rudnick: If Blanche was the sex crazed one in the TV show, in the porn version are they all sex crazed?
Diamond Foxx: I don't their they're as cock hungry as I am.
Hal Rudnick: How cock hungry are you on a scale of 1 to 10.
Diamond Foxx: In real life or in the script?
Hal Rudnick: Both. In real life how cock hungry are you?
Diamond Foxx: About a 15.
Hal Rudnick: About a 15. In the Golden Girls porn how cock hungry are you?
Diamond Foxx: About a 10.
Hal Rudnick: About a 10. Okay. A little less than real life.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick addressing the camera directly.
Hal Rudnick: So I hear there are some actors getting ready for a scene. Let's see if we can find...
The camera pulls back to reveal Rocco Reed having sex with Raylene. The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Raylene.
Hal Rudnick: Bea Arthur passed away not too long ago.
Raylene nods sadly. The shot cuts to Jewels Jade.
Jewels Jade: My blessings to go out to her and we miss her.
The shot cuts to Lee Roy Myers and Hal Rudnick.
Lee Roy Myers: I don't know her, but I never did. It'd be tough to know her now, she's dead.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Raylene.
Raylene: Actually, I was a huge fan, so it's very sad for me.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with James Deen.
James Deen: I didn't know she was dead. I'm a little depressed now.
Hal Rudnick: I hope you can still get it up.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Raylene.
Hal Rudnick: Golden Girls. Will there be golden showers.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick standing next to Diamond Foxx.
Diamond Foxx: I've peed on people, but I won't be peed on.
Hal Rudnick (nodding): A woman's got to have her standards.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick with Lee Roy Myers.
Hal Rudnick: What are some other XXX parodies you've done?
Lee Roy Myers: I have done The Office, a XXX parody.
Hal Rudnick: The British or American version?
Lee Roy Myers: Oh, the American.
Hal Rudnick: Can I pitch you a couple of ideas?
Lee Roy Myers: Absolutely! Go for it!
Hal Rudnick: Muppet Babies.
Lee Roy Myers: Muppet Babies? Can't do the baby thing. Muppets...possibly.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick with Diamond Foxx.
Hal Rudnick: Can you sing a little bit of the Golden Girls theme song for me?
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting with Julia Ann.
Hal Rudnick and Julia Ann (singing together): Thank you for being a friend.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick and Lee Roy Myers.
Lee Roy Myers: Travel down the road and back again.
The shot cuts to Rachel Love.
Rachel Love: Your heart is true.
The shot cuts to Diamond Foxx.
Diamond Fox: You're a pal and a confidante.
The shot cuts to Raylene.
Raylene: And if I threw a party.
The shot cuts to Rachel Love.
Rachel Love: And invited everyone I knew.
The shot cuts to Lee Roy Myers and Hal Rudnick.
Hal Rudnick: Then you would see...
Lee Roy Myers: The biggest gift would be from me.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick and James Deen.
James Deen: And the card attached...
Hal Rudnick: Would say?
James Deen belches. The shot then cuts to Hal Rudnick sitting next to Julia Ann.
Hal Rudnick and Julia Ann: Thank you for being a friend.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick and Raylene.
Hal Rudnick: I want to thank you for being a friend.
Raylene: Thank you.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick with Rachel Love.
Hal Rudnick: Thank you for being a friend.
Rachel Love: Thank you too, sweetie.
The shot cuts to Hal Rudnick and Diamond Foxx.
Hal Rudnick: Thank you for being a friend.
Diamond Foxx: Thank you for having me as a friend.
The shot cuts back to Hal Rudnick standing next to Rocco Reed and Raylene as they have sex.
Hal Rudnick: I'm Hal Rudnick.
