Jared Kushner may have brought the Chinese to the dinner table, but that doesn't mean his wife Ivanka lets him eat what he wants.

Full Credits

Jared: Joshua Sharp
Ivanka: Aaron Jackson
Director/ Writer: Langan Kingsley
Editor: Hannah Levy
Executive Producer: Kate Lilly
Producer: Nikil Shyam Sunder
Director of Photography: Michael Rossetti
1st AC/ Swing: Benjamin Rutkowski
Gaffer/ Key Grip: Matt Krueger
Production Designer: Lauren Ivy
HMU: Brenna Haukedahl
Stylist: Alyx cohen
Stylist: Natalie Berwanger
Sound/ Boom Op: Chris Bennett
Truck/Set PA: Drew Taylor
Locations: Robin Edelman


->Oh, we are gonna have a
fun dinner party tonight,
and the food ... yum, yum, yum.
(eerie music)
->The salad fork goes
on the outside, Jared.
->I'm so sorry.What the fuck are you
talking about Jared?
->It was just a rhyme my dad taught meYou can't talk that way in
front of the Chinese, Jared.
->I'm not going to,
okay. I'm gonna be good.
The night's gonna be awesome
and the chef is making sushi.
->What?The chef is making sushi.No, Jared. Sushi's Japanese.Right, but Japan is right next to China.No sushi, Jared.Fine, no sushi then. Uh,What?I said duìbùqǐ, it is
Chinese for I'm sorry.
->It sounds racist
coming out of your mouth.
->Well it's just how
the language sounds, so.
->Jared. Chinese investors
are coming over tonight.
We need their money.
What are you gonna do
to make sure we get it?
->I'm gonna be a good boy. I'm
not gonna say one word about
(eerie sound effect)
->I'm just going to listen,No sushi Jared!Right, right, no sushi, no sushi.Good.I am excited for the party though.Me too.Jared.Fine, we'll have Pad Thai.Oh my god.