Other energy drinks give you pep but leave you on the wrong side of history
why educate yourself on social issues when you could just say you're WOKE!
The female Ghostbusters reboot was so lame. Why'd they even make it?
WOKE gives you a full 8 hours of sounding like you have empathy
You know what? Women are funny. Did you see the episode 3 of Girls this season?
Lena Dunham really tackled sexual entitlement
YAAS QWEEN, I can say that, right?
consider my privilege checked... to the EXTREME!
I don't want any trans in my bathroom, okay?
I totally get it now. Gender is non-binary
I'm totally gonna tell my queer son he can come back home
I get that black lives matter, but don't all lives matter?
I think you're missing the point
I wish I was black - not that I understand your struggle. Just someone should just speak up for you
though you're perfectly capable of speaking up for yourself
sorry if I was condescending earlier. God! My heart is on fire
I wish I could stop talking but I'm just so fucking amped!
You gotta try this!
Yeah, I'll pass.
Unleash your best intentions, get WOKE!
Warning: neither drinking WOKE nor saying the word 'WOKE'
necessarily means you are WOKE!