- Black and yellow! Black and yellow!
I'm in Pissburgh, Pensacola, the steel city, baby!
Let's go get us some yummy Heinz ketchup,
and have a good time!
- So sexy. (running water)
Are you joking my ass? Look who lives in Pissburgh!
Scoogy Boogy Boo how are- who are- where are you?
Cheer up, ya nasty boy!
What are you mad 'cause your nose is a cigarette?
Check out of my ass by 11 am!
I'm at Randyland, a tribute to the late, great, Randy Quaid.
Come, come, chep, chep!
Holy snopes! They got everything!
They got mooses!
They got bateman!
They got free poems! (laughs loudly)
I can't read.
They got titties and boobs!
They got danosaurs!
They got Barny Sanders
They got spooky heads. No, thank you.
Okay, nasty hiccupotamus, you can actually screw off!
I can't count.
That was the coolest place I've ever been in my life!
Thanks for having me, Lord.
Pitchburgh started as a steel mecca
now they've got tributes to steel
all over this beautiful city.
(funk electro music)
Wholey shit, I'm having a good time here in Pinkburger!
Everyone's so nice!
It's almost like-
Got Ben? Yeah, a lot of unwilling girls got Ben.
A real live beehive!
Piss on my mom's good magazines!
Look at the size of this diplodocus dinosaur!
They say it's a hundred feet big!
And it listens to Diplo exclusively.
Hey, nasty boy!
Argh you having a good day?
Whup, thought that was a person in a costume.
Well I hope yins had as much fun as I had.
Now I get to kick back with some exquisite Heimz ketchup.
It even was the best day of my whole life!
(loud funk music)