eHarm.com

Everybody knows that eHarmony is owned and operated by that weird old man from the Phantasm movies (just because he cut his hair a... more >

Everybody knows that eHarmony is owned and operated by that weird old man from the Phantasm movies (just because he cut his hair and bought a pair of smart-looking glasses doesn't mean we don't recognize that wizened scary face). But even so, if you exhibit any non-normal qualities of your own, you'll never get a date through eHarmony because their "scientifically-proven" compatibility software filters out anybody who says they like to surf naked or keep their fingernail clippings in a mason jar. So we created an unsafe, totally unregulated alternative to eHarmony.... for all the lonely singles out there looking for someone to stalk. Enjoy! < less