Do you want to feel more confident?
Would you want your smile to light up the room?
Well RiversiDental maybe the place for you. Hi, I'm William Chalmer.
I'm a dentist, and I've never murdered a lion. Some people say I look
a lot like other dentist Walter Palmer who did murder a lion, but I am definitely
not him. Mr. Palmer is bald, and has no mustache. I have dark brown hair,
and I have one mustache. I've been working for 20 years as a cosmetic dentist,
and I've been not killing lions for just as long, even longer, and as this
is a new practice for my grand opening, I'm proud to announce that every
set of braces comes with a personal guarantee that I will not kill a lion.
The only thing I kill are cavities. So trust me Walt-William Chalmer.
I'm nice, and I'm friendly, and I love animals.
Love'em. I love cats and dogs...I even love endangered species like this artic
wolf who totally died of natural causes. See, I love animals.
I love'em. I'm not like that other dentist. I mean, what a disgusting piece
of garbage. That guy deserves whatever is coming to him. I have never
agreed more with Jimmy Kimmel more about anything. I agree with him
generally, but who would kill a lion? Certainly not me. And if I did
it wouldn't be the most beloved creature in all of Zimbabwe.
If I killed an animal...I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, if I did...
Maybe I would kill like a sickly, sad rhino on his last legs, but that's only
because he's going to die anyway, and I wanna watch.
So, come on down to RiversiDental. We're in the same location where
that piece of shit dentist, that guy's a jerk, where he used to be.
Same sign, and everything.