Monkey vs. Dog

93 videos totaling about 2 hours

Skills (0:34)
Is this a dog or a seal?

Rabbit vs. Crow (0:48)
1 Rabbit vs. 3 Crows.

Killer Willard the Boxing Kangaroo (1:29)
This is one bad ass kangaroo.

Piranhas Devour a Duck (2:27)
Yikes.

Ants Eat a Gecko (1:33)
Time lapse footage of ants devouring a gecko.

Parrot Dances to "Another One Bites the Dust" (3:49)
This is Snowball, Queen's biggest fan.

Sneaky Raccoon (1:00)
This raccoon steals a welcome mat.

Robo Monkey! (0:56)
This monkey uses his brain power to control a mechanical ...

Crying Baby vs. Dog (1:33)
Not everything in life is a competition, dog!

Seagull Thief! (1:14)
This seagull is hungry, cheap and determined.

Elephant Self Portrait (2:12)
This elephant paints a picture of itself to overdramatic ...

Adorable Puppy Yells "Elmo" (0:13)
This video is adorable.

Bald Eagle Gets New Beak (0:47)
This eagle got his beak shot off. He was lucky enough to...

Hot Dog (0:25)
This dog jumps over fire.

Kangaroo Plays with His Balls at Golf Tournament (1:07)
Well, it's more entertaining than golf.

Horse Kicks Chicken (0:18)
Keep your eye on the chicken in the bottom left of the sc...

Kung Fu Cat vs. Cobra (2:09)
This footage is from a movie but is very real.

Lemurs Getting High (1:54)
These lemurs love to get high on millipedes.

Panda Sneeze Attack (0:32)
This panda must be allergic to being adorable.

Shark Attack on Fishing Trip (0:54)
They really outdo themselves with slo-mo on this one.

Cats on a Treadmill (1:27)
These cats love treadmills.

A Cow Poops on Air (1:21)
This cow actually does a pretty good job of summing up th...

Deer Gets Revenge on Hunter (0:48)
A deer attacks a hunter.

Boxing Cat (0:26)
Watch your back.

Crazy Goose (2:20)
This goose has a problem with dogs and fishermen.

Kittens Nod to the Beat (0:37)
These kittens are fly and have the hottest new moves.

Cat Loves Horse (2:02)
It's Feline Equus. With crazy music.

Talking Goat (2:00)
This goat sounds exactly like Jerry Lewis.

Kung Fu Monkey (0:25)
Kung Fu + Monkeys = YES.

Bear Plays Ice Hockey! (0:36)
It's all in the title. Believe it.

Monkey Rides a Bike! (0:38)
what's not to understand.

Lion Attacks Woman (2:57)
No offense, but this woman a little bit deserved it.

Poodle Exercise! (3:30)
A poodle exercise for humans! Bizarre!

Drunk squirrel (0:46)
Apparently this squirrel ate some fermented pumpkins and ...

Thirsty Monkey (0:38)
Just a few steps down the evolutionary chain and look wha...

Skeeter the Narcoleptic Poodle (2:08)
A news story about a poodle battling a horrible disease.

Horse vs. Rider (0:37)
This could've ended a lot worse than it did.

Two Sick Horse F**ckers (4:10)
Gross.

Ox Molests a Lady (0:57)
Look at the size of that tongue.

Ice Skating Chimp (2:54)
This is just flat out impressive

Jumping Cat (0:32)
This cat can jump 7 feet.

Ani-pals (Cats and Dogs Getting Along) (4:54)
This might be the most heartwarming video on the internet.

Bunny Letter Opener (0:26)
Silly rabbit!

Bat Terrorizes Store Workers (2:36)
The guy during the slow motion replay acts and sounds lik...

Chihuahua with Boundaries (0:51)
This kitty took the loving one step too far. I love the ...

Dog Humps a Deer (0:29)
That dog is a necrophiliac!

Grabbin' Marlins (1:44)
This guy catches a Marlin with his bare hands. Impressive.

Bear Fight! (2:13)
This is from the documentary Grizzly Man. I kid you not,...

Singing Puppies to Sleep (1:40)
I suspect these puppies are just play sleeping so he'll s...

Husky Sings Gwen Stefani (0:54)
I can hardly tell the difference

Soldier Attacked from Behind (0:42)
Soldiers aren't the only ones who get lonely at war.

Dramatic Cat (0:21)
This cat is really invested in whatever he's watching.

Beware of the Bear (1:39)
Starring Air Clutch of the Houston Rockets.

Hoof Hearted (0:16)
That must be Bart Simpson's horse.

Sir Penguin of Norway (2:16)
Bow before the honorary Sir Nils Olav.

Raccoon Intruder (3:20)
I think he just wanted to bake some muffins.

Frog Pleases Chimp (0:37)
I guess you can't blame him for trying.

Dog Attacks Mirror (0:13)
I couldn't tell who won.

A Dancing Dog (3:23)
I smell a movie deal.

Elk Fight! (3:18)
This would've just been a friendly tussle if it wasn't fo...

Clever Dogs Take the Bus to the River (1:36)
The more wealthy dogs take taxis.

Lazy Friggin' Cat (0:11)
Just a little sound editing can really make a video.

Cow Falls Out of the Sky Onto a Car (1:26)
It was a cow, not a pig... so don't go paying off any bets.

Disappointed Dogs in Star Wars Costumes (1:01)
They've never met the "mommy" he's speaking of,...

Bear Falls on a Trampoline (0:38)
CRIPES

Cat vs. Printer (1:07)
Apparently this cat has shotguns for arms.

Ninja Cat (1:13)
I had a nightmare that was exactly like this.

Pigs Have Sex on a Japanese Newscast (0:46)
There is no reason to cower.

Clever Dog Escapes Kennel (1:49)
This dog should be in pictures!

Lazy Cat on a Treadmill (1:02)
Maybe he's not lazy, perhaps he thinks it's a petting mac...

Squirrel Interrupts a Baseball Game (2:54)
Someone get him a mitt!

Fat Cat (0:40)
The music makes him seem like a villain

Cat Fight (2:46)
These kittys are ready to rumble.

Snake Attack with No Body (0:21)
He still fights even after his head is chopped off.

A Real Ninja Turtle (2:16)
He likes pizza, too.

Cat Defends Boobs (1:12)
This cat is now a stray.

Elephant Massage (0:24)
Either this feels really good or you get crushed to death.

Cat in a Dress Eating a Hot Pocket (0:27)
perfect internet video

130 Cats in a Feeding Frenzy (0:21)
This is what I imagine hell to be like.

Parrot has Identity Crisis (2:23)
Hey thinks he's a chicken!

How Much is That Puppy in the Window? (0:36)
Seriously. Someone free them.

Dead Squirrel Prank (0:37)
This is totally worth owning a gun to hunt animals.

A Dog Blows Bubbles (0:44)
There is no reason to have credits or music for this video.

Dog Climbs a Tree... (0:34)
... to freedom.

Cat Steals Peanut (0:28)
What's more impressive is that the cat can open a really ...

Hamster On a Piano Eating Popcorn (1:07)
I'd like to Hamster in a Tuba

Cat in a Box (1:31)
This cat does not want to think or live outside of the box.

Funny Way to Sleep for a Cat (0:55)
Should we be concerned?

Elephant Falls (0:13)
The soundtrack is an added bonus.

Boy vs. Sheep (0:19)
The titlecard leads me to believe this is a show. WHY!?

Turtle Rapes and Yells (0:39)
If you listen closely, you can hear the turtle's yell a b...

Dog Rape! (2:04)
I don't know who paid money to have this made, but I'm gl...