The Teachers' Lounge - episode 3: getting to know carol

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The Teachers' Lounge

The Teacher's Lounge – Episode 3 “Getting to Know Carol”

INT. - A Teacher’s Lounge

SFX – School Bell Ringing

Carol (to camera)

I love teaching Home Ec. But more than that, I love Seth. I admit it. I mean have you seen Zack and Miri Make a Porno? Have you seen Pineapple Express? Superbad? What about Knocked Up? The 40 Year Old Virgin? Freaks and Geeks! The most underrated television show ever. I mean, come on! He is a comic genius!

I really think he could love me too. He just needs to meet me. That’s why I’m using The Secret. Ask. Believe. And Receive.

Brandon Logan is such fucking jerk! Today, I’m teaching the fine art of whisking egg whites, and Brandon shouts:

"Why do you always where a stupid pink breast cancer ribbon – you’ve got both your boobs??

There I am whisk in hand, egg whites settling, and I had to tell the whole class that these are not the originals.

3 o’clock. A bottle or two of merlot, Freaks and Geeks marathon, and tomorrow the cycle starts all over again.

END OF EPISODE