New Republican slogan

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Funny Or Die

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Adam McKay

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WEBVTT 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:54.000 <v Male Announcer> Are you tired of nagging thoughts and a sense that the world is more complicated than you’d like it to be? Do you want to feel safe at all costs? Then ask your doctor to prescribe you the Republican Party. Only the Republican Party can eradicate your problems or the immigrants that cause them. The Republican Party will fill you with a sense of certainty and pride that will allow you to feel great all the time, with no doubts or questions. Just take one Republican Party and then watch Fox News or any corporate news show in the morning, after a meal, and before bed. It’s time to live your life. It’s time for the Republican Party. The change you deserve.