The video opens with a title that read BETWEEN TWO FERNS with ZACH
GALIFIANAKIS. The titles fade to reveal Zach Galifianakis and Michael
Cera sitting between two ferns.
Zach Galifianakis: Hi. Welcome to Between Two Ferns with Zach
Galifianakis. I’m your host and my guest this afternoon is Michael
Cera, actor. Welcome Michael.
Michael Cera: Thank you.
Zach Galifianakis: Michael, you’re an actor. Tell us about acting.
Michael Cera: I started acting when I was about nine years old and I
always had a passion for it. My mother got me into it. She entered me
into the class and then I got naked. But hey.
Zach Galifianakis makes snoring noises.
Michael Cera: Then, in 2002, I actually made my way into the States.
Zach Galifianakis: 2002?
Michael Cera: Yeah.
Zach Galifianakis: After 9/11.
Zach Galifianakis repeatedly presses an Easy button and jeering boos are heard.
Zach Galifianakis: Have I told you that I enjoyed the movie Superbad.
Michael Cera: No.
Zach Galifianakis: Good.
Michael Cera: But, it’s a lot of fun. It’s a fun movie to watch. Fun movie to go take a friend to.
Zach Galifianakis: What to do you think about the inappropriate humor?
For, let’s say a twelve year old, somebody your age, that they aren’t
ready for that kind of vag talk.
Michael Cera: I think it’s, you know, for a young person, any kind of…
Zach Galifianakis mocks Michael Cera’s hesitation.
Michael Cera: For any kind of inappropriate talk.
Zach Galifianakis, again, mockingly mimics Michael Cera’s response.
Michael Cera: Vaginal or otherwise.
Zach Galifianakis (mocking): Vaginal or otherwise.
Michael Cera: It might be, you know, hey, don’t go see it.
Zach Galifianakis: (Laughs) You’re right about that. Oh God, too much fun. Future projects, what do you got going on?
Michael Cera: Hopefully, a few movies in the future. I’m not doing
anything at the moment. I’ve been staying home. My brother’s been
pretty sick for a long time. So, I’d kind of like to be home for…
Zach Galifianakis: You ticklish?
Zach Galifianakis tickles Michael Cera in several places.
Zach Galifianakis: You ticklish up here? (Tickles Michael Cera’s ribs.) You must be. You’re laughing.
Zach Galifianakis continues to tickle Michael Cera.
Zach Galifianakis: Go up the ladder a little bit. I’m ticklish right here.
Zach Galifianakis indicates a spot on his thigh very near his crotch.
Zach Galifianakis: (Grabs Michael Cera’s hand and pulls it toward his
leg.) Do you want to give me a little tickle? Give me a little tickle.
Come on, give me a tickle.
Michael Cera resists and tries to pull back.
Zach Galifianakis: (Insistent) Tickle it. Tickle my thigh.
Michael Cera begins pulling back strenuously. Zach Galifianakis
abruptly releases Michael Cera’s hand. Michael Cera appears to be
disturbed and uncomfortable. He does not look directly at Zach
Zach Galifianakis: (As if nothing had transpired.) What are you hobbies?
The shot cuts back to the title, BETWEEN TWO FERNS with ZACH GALIFIANAKIS.