The Smallest Co%k in Porn - Mini-Movie! from FOD Team
The Smallest Co%k in Porn - Mini-Movie!
Funny or Die's first ever web only mini-movie, "The Smallest Co%k in Porn: The Don Dolmes Story" is a mockumentary that spoofs the legend of John Holmes.

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Richard Pryor: "A Black President Someday" from Daisycutter
Richard Pryor: "A Black President Someday"
(3:48) Excerpt from a rare recording of Richard Pryor's Stand U...
 
Action 5 News from MarkandAri
Action 5 News
(2:40) This is the Greater Metro Valley's number #1, and only, news source. Action 5 News!
 
Bear Hockey League from That Happened!
Bear Hockey League
(2:09) Real Bears. Real Hockey. Let The Awe Commence
 
Too Fast (Jon Lajoie) from Jon Lajoie
Too Fast (Jon Lajoie) English Video from Canada
(2:42) A song about a little flaw that I have. www.jonlajoie.com
 
Passing Off Opinions from BigTrain
Passing Off Opinions
(1:51) Never pass off another person's opinion as your own... OR ELSE.
 
Roomba Driver from That Happened!
Roomba Driver
(0:46) Excuse Me, Do You Have A License To Operate That Vehicle?
 
VARIETY WRITERS SLING THE SLANGUAGE from FOD Team
VARIETY WRITERS SLING THE SLANGUAGE
(2:07) Writer's meeting at Variety.
 
Perverts Spy on Hot Girl from FOD Team
Perverts Spy on Hot Girl
(2:13) Morris, Gelman, and Huskey catch each other stalking.

User Picks

 
Intel Parody - Medical Marijuana "this little thing..." from ForYourFreeMind
Intel Parody - Medical Marijuana "this little thing...
(1:09) Funny parody of the Intel Commercial.
 
Everyday Normal Guy 2 from Jon Lajoie
Everyday Normal Guy 2 English Video from Canada
(3:41) He's back... And he's mildly upset. The sequel to Jon Lajoie's Everyday Normal Guy.
 
Seth Rogen/James Franco High at MTV Awards? from That Happened!
Seth Rogen/James Franco High at MTV Awards?
(1:29) Did they really smoke a joint while presenting?
 
Electric Dream Machine from velcrocity
Electric Dream Machine
(0:52) Prepare to experience sexual magic.
 
Will Ferrell as George Bush from ilikestuff
Will Ferrell as George Bush
(4:03) Will Ferrell as George Bush
 
David Blaine Street Magic 2 from heywoodjablome and David_Blaine_Street_Magic
David Blaine Street Magic 2
(5:01) Illusionist David Blaine torments the same two gay (or at least extremely effeminate) du...
 
Dayman from velcrocity
Dayman
(1:46) Fighter of the Night Man. Champion of the Sun.
 
High Society: A Pot Boiler (Movie Trailer) from highsocietymovie
High Society: A Pot Boiler (Movie Trailer)
(3:35) HIGH SOCIETY: A POT BOILER, is a highly original, absurd...

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"Listen! We BOTH have to spend an entire week on vacation without internet porn! Now shut up and get in the car or we're screwed!"
"Breaking News: Thinking he was leaving on a Hawaiian vacation, Bill Gates was instead kidnapped and sold into sex slavery. While being raped, he is quoted as saying: "Now I know how everyone who b..."
- dkent
"CuteSlut32 is the only one who cares..."
"please dad, the world of warcraft NEEDS me!!!"
"Space camp recruiting is way more intense than it used to be."
"Sure is fun to actually confront the guy who stole your identity."
""But Travelocity.com said there wasn't any wireless internet at the Super 8!""
"didn't intend to offend you jaimito.i didn't realize there are actually people on this site that play that game. keep up the incredibly funny posts though. you're great at those. really."
"Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I'm gonna rape ya, In your Bermuda's, Mahalo, yeah I'll make you swallow...How you like the illegally downloading the Beach Boys now, Cabana boy?"
"Hey, jtbecke...yes the world of virtual existence needs your dumb ass, hurry back! bitch"
"Listen! We BOTH have to spend an entire week on vacation without internet porn! Now shut up and get in the car or we're screwed!"
                     
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