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My New Year's resolution is to
get at least 13 hours of sleep
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a night, regardless of
what sort of job or family
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or life commitments
I have, but to really
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be consistent about that.
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Hi, I'm Ken Jeong and
my New Year's resolution
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is to meet Tony Hale.
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That would be a
dream of all dreams.
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Hey.
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Yeah!
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Tony Hale!
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Oh, big fan!
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Oh, thanks, man.
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Mission accomplished.
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Done.
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Wow.
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My New Year's resolution
for the new year
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is to not be so cocky.
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And to make less money.
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My New Year's resolution is
to stop having unprotected sex.
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More couch couch,
less walk walk.
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One, to stop referring
to my penis as a landline.
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Two, to go to Paris, France.
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Oh shit, I'm already there.
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And third, to stop
drinking vodka like it's
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going out of style,
because it has.
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I'm gonna start dating more,
because my kids need a new dad.
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It's just to be
less Fergalicious.
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I mean, it's kind of old now.
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Some people have
said it, they've
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gone into, like, you
know, burgerlicious
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and done all these things.
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It's like, it's so over.
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It's so last year.
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New year, new word.
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Got to figure that one out.
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Yeah, though, I got
to figure that out.
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Got to figure the new word out.
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But, you know, it'll come.
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It'll come.
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I think I'm going to help
the environment and walk more.
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In fact, I'm going
to walk a lot.
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In fact, I'm going
to start right now.
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Hey, buddy!
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It's yours!
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Yeah!
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And my New Year's resolution
is to kick your ass.
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[PUNCHING SOUNDS]
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