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Now you too can wear your kipa to the side. www.andrewappel.com
Published October 01, 2010 370 views More Info ยป
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Published October 01, 2010
Lyrics:
So I'm with my homie Moishe and I'm feeling pretty fly
Lookin' up and I'm seein' three stars in the sky
Check my watch and I'm knowin' it's time to rhyme
'Cause it's Shabbos, it's Shabbos, it's Shabbos time

Eighteen minutes to sundown, there's a lot to handle
Step back and watch my mom light the candles
Say 'Good Shabbos' and I'm always a fan,
'Cause I walk into the kitchen just to wash my hands

Chillin' at the table with my cousin Yossi
He's got the challah to make the Motzi
Even though I'm with my family I'm still feeling pretty skiddish
'Cause soon it's gonna be my turn to say the Kiddish.
I say it pretty quickly and there ain't no stoppin'
When I get to my 'Boreh Peri Hagafen'

So I take my seat faster than a speeding bullet
And politely wait for Eema to bring out the cholent
I had a small lunch, just ate a triscuit
To make sure I had room to eat my Bubbe's brisket
I enjoy my meal quiet and I'm never a pest
'Cause my Day School teachers taught me it's my day of rest.

I wear my kipa to the side because I'm just that gangste
I met the Alter Rebbe, but thought he was a wankste

Shabbos morning, no snoozin' cause I'm ready to fly
I guess I finally caught a little Shabbos chai
Get to shul early and it's never a toss off
'Cause I know it's time for me to rock the Shacharit-Musaf

Rockin' my talis, I go up to the bimah
What's now? They're asking me to have an aliyah!
Takin' my time, no one's racin' the clock
'Barchu et adhoshem hamevorach"

So we say 'Adon Olam', The praying is finished
Oh, what's this? It's another Kiddish!
Just here snaking, just a small dish
'Cause now I'm walking over to the Rabbi's tish
I drank some Manischewitz so I'm feeling pretty fine,
Man there's nothin' topping my Shabbos time.

I wear my kipa to the side because I'm just that gangste
I met the Alter Rebbe, but thought he was a wankste

So the Shabbos day is ending and I'm almost out of Challah
Guess it means it's time for me to make my Havdalah
I got my wine, my spices, and my candle that's twisted
Makes a shadow so pretty I can barely resist it
Now my week goes on and I'm feeling OK
'Cause it won't be long until another Shabbos day
I live a Kosher life on the in between
Keep the Jewish laws, all Six Thirteen
I walk the walk always, never put it aside
I wear my kipa to the side and it's Justified.

I wear my kipa to the side because I'm just that gangste
I met the Alter Rebbe, but thought he was a wankste

I wear my kipa to the side because I'm just that gangste
I met the Alter Rebbe, but thought he was a wankste

I wear my kipa to the side because I'm just that gangste
I met the Alter Rebbe, but thought he was a wankste

Next year in Jerusalem, baby! Shabbos out!
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