Molly Sims Dramatic Acting Reel

Actor

Molly Sims

Uploader

Funny Or Die

Director

Jake Szymanski

Cinematographer

christiansprenger

Special FX

Dustin Bowser

Make Up Artist

Shauna O'Toole

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The video opens with Molly Sims sitting down outside on a padded deck chair.

Molly Sims: Hello, my name is Molly Sims and this is my actor's reel. Now I know most of you think of me as a bikini girl or just a girl in a bikini, but I'm so much more than that. You know what, why don't we let my work speak for itself. Enjoy.

The shot cuts an arctic tundra and the title “GLACIER'S CREST)” appears. Molly Sims comes into the shot wearing goggles and a hood. The shot pulls back to reveal that she is wearing a bikini with fur trim and carrying a machine gun. She addresses a team of people wearing arctic appropriate gear.

Molly Sims: The French team is two weeks ahead of us. We will bury the dead and move on toward the pole.

She swings the machine gun up.

Molly Sims: We're coming for you LaPierre. We're coming for you!

The shot pulls away as Molly Sims screams “you” for an unnecessarily long time. The shot cuts to an ivy laden porch and the title “DAINTY BITS” appears. The shot pans to reveal Monika Smith in a late 18th century period dress walking with Molly Sims, who is wearing a white bikini with lace frills.

Molly Sims (in a British accent): This horrible illness has a grasp on me, Sis. I fear I shan't shake myself free.

Molly Sims coughs weakly several times. The shot cuts to Molly Sims pointing a handgun over a dumpster. The title “LEAD DIET” appears. She fires several times and Bart Folkerts stumbles past her, clutching his chest.

Molly Sims: Davis!

Bart Folkerts: They shot me! I'm hit!

Molly Sims: Stay with me. I've got to stop this bleeding.

Molly Sims takes of her shirt and tears a strip of cloth from it.

Molly Sims: Give me your hand.

She wraps his hand in the strip of cloth.

Molly Sims: Look at me. Look at me.

Molly Sims points between her and Bart Folkerts eyes several times. Bart Folkerts moans dramatically.

Molly Sims: I gotta stop this bleeding.

Molly Sims stands up and takes off her pants. Bart Folkerts stops moaning dramatically and eyes up Molly Sims.

Molly Sims: Okay. Okay. Fuck, I just bought these pants.

Molly Sims tears the pants and presses the cloth up against Bart Folkerts wounds.

Molly Sims: This is all I know how to do.

She lays down virtually on top of Bart Folkerts.

Molly Sims: Please! Please don't go away.

The shot cuts to dining room. Molly Sims, Robert Sisko, Joe Hartzler and Erin Gibbons are seated around the table.

Molly Sims: How could you?

Robert Sisko: I didn't want you to find out like this.

Molly Sims: While Mom was dying? How could you? You cheated on her. She deserved better.

Robert Sisko nods sadly. The shot pulls back a little to reveal that Molly Sims is wearing a nightshirt with a picture of woman's body in a bikini.

Molly Sims: We all deserved better.

She stands up from the table, turns to reveal that the night shirt also a picture of woman's back and legs in a bikini, and walks away. The shot cuts to Molly Sims sitting at a space station control panel, wearing a spacesuit helmet.

Molly Sims: Mission Control, I can't fix it from here.

Mission Control: Stay in the station commander. That's an order.

Molly Sims: Screw your rules. I'm saving the crew.

The shot cuts to an exterior view of a space station hovering over a planet. The shot then cuts to a close up a spacesuit helmet. A door open to reveal Molly Sims' face inside the helmet. The shot cuts back to the exterior shot of the space station. A door can be seen opening. The shot cuts back to the close up of Molly Sims' face in the spacesuit helmet.

Molly Sims: So beautiful.

The shot pulls back to reveal Molly Sims wearing a spacesuit helmet and a metallic bikini. She steps out of the space station and floats in space. An American flag patch is attached to bikini bottoms.

Mission Control: Commander do you read? Commander, can you hear me? Commander this is Houston, please respond.

Another female voice is heard over the communication system.

Female Voice: Sir, she's dead.

The shot cuts back to Molly Sims sitting on the padded deck chair. She is eating a wrap.

Molly Sims: Pretty good, right? Frankly, I think my acting speaks for itself. My dream role. I'd really like to play a dignified, mentally challenged girl, in a bikini. Mmm-hmmm. Yeah.

The video cuts to black.