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Full Credits

Starring Melissa Joan Hart
Featuring the voie of Nick Bakay
Also featuring Luke Ganalon, Isabel Cueva, Kevin Oestenstad, & Colin Blake
Restaurant Patrons: Rachel Zake, Calais Campbell, Alex Weber, & Lindsay Gareth
Written & Directed by Tony Swansey
Produced by Christin Trogan
Director of Photography: Dan Kenji Levin
Assistant Director: Matt Mazany
First AC: Will Emery
Gaffer: Pawel Porgorzelski
G&E: Ben Burke & Jon Aguirresarobe
Art Department: Colin Blake & Kevin Oestenstad
Makeup: Marie DelPrete
Sound: BoTown Sound
Camera Manager: Ray Lee
Equipment Manager: Elliot Dickerhoof
Production Assistants: Sam Varela & Andrew Grissom
Special Thanks: Jim Dempsey & California Canteen


Voiceover: Exclusive.
(guitar music)
Melissa Joan Hart: So how you been?
Nick Bakay: Good, really good.
Melissa Joan Hart: You look great.
Nick Bakay: Yeah, well I'm
trying to be fab a little.
Nick Bakay: Be more of a leading man.
Melissa Joan Hart: How's that working out?
Nick Bakay: Great.
Kevin Oestenstad: Melissa Joan Hart, I'm a big cat.
Kevin Oestenstad: (laughs)
Big fan.
Kevin Oestenstad: Clarissa saved my life.
Melissa Joan Hart: Wow.
Kevin Oestenstad: Yeah, that's what
I wanted to say to you.
Kevin Oestenstad: I'm going to have someone
bring out some chips and salsa,
Kevin Oestenstad: and they're on me.
Melissa Joan Hart: That's sweet, thanks.
Kevin Oestenstad: You're sweet.
Kevin Oestenstad: You're pretty.
Kevin Oestenstad: Okay.
Melissa Joan Hart: So what's up?
Nick Bakay: I miss it.
Melissa Joan Hart: What?
Nick Bakay: You know exactly what. You,
me, us, the excitement, the power.
Nick Bakay: I miss it all. I miss it so much.
Melissa Joan Hart: It's the middle of the day, okay?
Melissa Joan Hart: There are a lot of people around.
Nick Bakay: I don't care about them,
they're beneath me and you.
Melissa Joan Hart: I don't know.
Nick Bakay: Just this once, it
will be like the glory days.
Nick Bakay: I know you want to, Sabrina.
Melissa Joan Hart: What did you call me?
Nick Bakay: I called you Sabrina.
Melissa Joan Hart: Okay look, if
we do this we do it right
Melissa Joan Hart: and this is the last time.
Nick Bakay: It's settled then. Let's
do some mother fucking magic!
(guitar strum)
Waiter: Chips and salsa.
Melissa Joan Hart: Magic!
Nick Bakay: Magic!
(man screaming)
(cat laughing)
Melissa Joan Hart: Magic!
Nick Bakay: It feels so good.
Melissa Joan Hart: Look at my magic.
Melissa Joan Hart: Give me my magic pussy.
(man screaming)
(cat laughing)
Nick Bakay: I'm drunk with power.
Melissa Joan Hart: Abracadabra bitches!
Luke Ganalon: Speli omens.
Melissa Joan Hart: Cup!
Isabel Cueva: Hey! My baby!
Nick Bakay: Oh yeah.
Melissa Joan Hart: I am amazing! Magic!
Isabel Cueva: She hit my son with a cup.
Melissa Joan Hart: Magic! Magic,
magic, magic! Magic! Magic!
Melissa Joan Hart: No shoes.
Melissa Joan Hart: Chips and salsa.
(guitar music)
(maniacal laugh)