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Barack Obama is learning how to speak to the internet crowd.
Published December 10, 2008 450k views More Info ยป
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Performed by Jordan Peele. Written by Jordan Peele, Owen Burke and Eric Appel.
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Published December 10, 2008

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ANNOUNCER:
(WHISPERED) Exclusive.
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I'm President-elect
Barack Obama.
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Now, you probably
clicked on this link
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because you saw a picture
of a woman's breasts.
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Well, I'm sorry for
the, uh, subterfuge.
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But, uh, last week I aired
the first of what I hope to be
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many weekly internet addresses.
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A-- and well, let's just say
we did not get as many YouTube
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hits as we would have liked.
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So, uh, what we're
going to do is
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make these addresses a little
more internet-friendly.
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Uh, first I'm going to explain
my choices for cabinet posts
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in my administration
whilst showing
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a litter of kittens and a box.
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Now, as you know,
Hillary Rodham Clinton
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will act as Secretary of State.
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And wow, the-- those are
some pretty cute kittens.
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I mean, I just want to
carry those things around
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in my pockets, you know,
just be the first president
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with kittens in his pocket.
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That's-- that's how
I'm feeling right now.
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That's adorable, so I'm
not embarrassed to say
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I lost my train of thought
there for a second.
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Uh, but let's just,
uh, shift gears
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and talk about Iran's continual
enrichment of uranium.
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Simultaneously, check
out something called
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"Fat Guy Falling Off a Moped."
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Oh, that guy's way too
big to be on that moped.
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And I-- I know the
name of the video,
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so I know-- I know
what's going to happen.
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It's-- I guess it's the
journey to get there.
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And-- oh, snap!
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That guy-- that guy bit it!
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I-- I'm sorry.
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God bless America, that's funny.
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That-- that's good.
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Can-- can we just play
that back on slowmo?
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And sploosh!
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He is huge!
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That guy's big. [LAUGHS] OK!
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La-- last but not
least, I would just
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like to address Governor
Blagojevich and his attempt
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to sell my now
vacant Senate seat.
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At the same time let's
check out this video
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called "Lil Superstar."
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Now, I-- I do not
condone and will not
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tolerate-- [LAUGHS]
I say, he-- he--
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that-- this is the best one.
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This is the best one so far.
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Uh, we should give this
kid my Senate seat.
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[LAUGHS] This is-- I-- I'm going
to make this kid the Secretary
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of Pop and Lock over here.
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He-- he's priceless!
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I'll tell you what, we have got
to forward this to Joe Biden
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right now.
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I'm serious.
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He is going to love this.
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Can-- can we get him?
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Can we get him here?
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I-- I would love him to
play the-- the inauguration.
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Just-- just dance.
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Just do that thing.
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There he goes again!
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It's when he stops.
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It's when he stops.
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Uh, that's-- that
is just too much.
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[LAUGHS] Uh, the-- the--
that's the cutest kid
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I've ever seen in my life.
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And good on ya, America
for, uh, clicking
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his link millions of times.
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With that said, uh,
thank you for your time.
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Uh, God bless America.
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And-- and let's get that
kid on the phone right now.
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Lil Superstar.

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