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DATING FOR DUMBASSES: Lesson #47

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BrowSense™ needs to be shaken horizontally prior to application. The BrowSense™ delivery system is unique and effective. One end of the applicator is a controllable sable brush that is used to apply the color to the eyebrow with short, hair-length strokes. Once the color has been applied, take the brush end of the applicator and smooth away any excess color for even, natural coloration. If desired, repeat these steps until the desired color intensity is achieved. Using BrowSense™ is a wonderful option to dying your eyebrows that produces a natural look. If you are bored with your eyebrows, applying this product will heighten your brow, drawing attention away from the bags under your eyes!
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real men definitly dont wear makeup, Very funny stuff, Miss Barret is still sexy

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BARRET IS THE PERFECT STRAIGHT MAN (UH, LADY) SHE IS SUCH A COMIC GENIUS SHE HIGHLIGHTS THE OVER-THE-TOP WITHOUT SCENE STEALING!!

BARRET IS THE PERFECT STRAIGHT MAN (UH, LADY) SHE IS SUCH A COMIC GENIUS SHE HIGHLIGHTS THE OVER-THE-TOP WITHOUT SCENE STEALING!!

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I think Barret is the perfect straight man (uh Lady) and is such a comic genius she’s able to really highlight the over-the-top antics! Love it! Great work!

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i thought those dudes were pretty funny, but that girl in it was kinda weird. she couldn’t really hang with them comically.

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“..and we’re back!” Funny stuff, good job!

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TOO funny!

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