PARIS HILTON PARODY, "living next door to alice"
***CAUTION*** ADULT LANGUAGE***YOU WERE WARNED*** I wrote these new lyrics to the song "living next door to Alice (who the fuck is Alice) after Paris Hilton was sent back to jail.... more »
***CAUTION*** ADULT LANGUAGE***YOU WERE WARNED*** I wrote these new lyrics to the song "living next door to Alice (who the fuck is Alice) after Paris Hilton was sent back to jail. I did try to get someone to sing it but failed, so instead, I've put up a version of the song performed by Gompie. with my lyrics running over it. I hope you enjoy it!!! theholefiller ********** Nichole called when she got the word, she said "I suppose you've heard, about Paris" Well I rushed to the window, and I looked outsie,but I could hardly believe my eyes, as a big squad car rolled up, into Paris's drive... Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, to try and cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, now I've got to get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? never grew up together idn't play in the park, but played with my genitals while watching her arse, me and Paris, now she walks through the door, with her breasts held high, but just for a moment, I watched her cry, as the big squad car pulled slowly out of Paris's drive. Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, to trand cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, now I've got to get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? And Nichole called back and asked how I felt, and she said "I know how to help, get over Paris". She said: "Now Paris is gone, but I'm still here, you know I've been waiting for twenty four years..." and the big squad car dissapeared... Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty ouryears I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, To try and cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, but I'll never get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. « less
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***CAUTION*** ADULT LANGUAGE***YOU WERE WARNED*** I wrote these new lyrics to the song "living next door to Alice (who the fuck is Alice) after Paris Hilton was sent back to jail. I did try to get someone to sing it but failed, so instead, I've put up a version of the song performed by Gompie. with my lyrics running over it. I hope you enjoy it!!! theholefiller ********** Nichole called when she got the word, she said "I suppose you've heard, about Paris" Well I rushed to the window, and I looked outsie,but I could hardly believe my eyes, as a big squad car rolled up, into Paris's drive... Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, to try and cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, now I've got to get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? never grew up together idn't play in the park, but played with my genitals while watching her arse, me and Paris, now she walks through the door, with her breasts held high, but just for a moment, I watched her cry, as the big squad car pulled slowly out of Paris's drive. Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, to trand cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, now I've got to get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? And Nichole called back and asked how I felt, and she said "I know how to help, get over Paris". She said: "Now Paris is gone, but I'm still here, you know I've been waiting for twenty four years..." and the big squad car dissapeared... Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty ouryears I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, To try and cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, but I'll never get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris.
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