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Those Aren't Muskets

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Added about 1 year ago

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Favorited by 11 users

128 funny votes

44 die votes

Categories: Sketch Music Parody

Keywords: don't watch this those arent muskets aren t emo song cut myself music video

Credits: Abe Epperson, Michael Swaim

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jkrswld

jkrswld

Awesome – you know its a good parody when if you’re not really listening to the lyrics it sounds like the type of shit you’re making fun of. Well played – the lovely lady helped (as always). In other news, I may try this approach next time I’m lacking bjs….or nachos.

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gottadime

gottadime

good times

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Stan_Lozengcock

wow, i’m very impressed. you’re a natural (the shot with the coffee mug and your expression during the ‘blow meeeee’ line, just great)

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Welter

Welter

I like how they get farther apart on the couch and end up sitting on the arm rests…lol

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southernstudmuffin

southernstud...

lol…love it

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Coolsam

Coolsam

“make like the wind and blow meeeeeee!” love the lyrics

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THEHOPEDEALER

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this shit is gold! GOLD, I TELL YOU!

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bigrcc99

bigrcc99

“go get me some nachos” priceless

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EMO

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occifer_arse

omfg..make like the wind and blow me..priceless

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