Dutch Gangsta
http://peterprins.biz - Dutch Gangsta by Peter Prins a.k.a. The Nefarious P.P. - these days with this tough economy all i'm thinking about is money which is why i want to start a crime family kinda like the godfather but... more >
http://peterprins.biz - Dutch Gangsta by Peter Prins a.k.a. The Nefarious P.P. - these days with this tough economy all i'm thinking about is money which is why i want to start a crime family kinda like the godfather but i'm not italian i'm dutch and we do things a little differently... we'd all wear wooden clogs and hang out at shell gas stations eating blintzes and crepes listening to van halen... and we'd let everybody know that our dikes are the biggest and the best dikes in the world... and if anyone stepped outta line we'd wack em with a windmill... then clog dance on their grave while eating van de kamps pastries and smoking dutch masters cuz that's how we'd roll... and we'd all have cool nicknames like Amsterdam sam, johnny tulips and dutch... and we'd smoke the finest weed in big circles singing pass the dutchie on the lefthand side... and once a year we'd pay our respects to the old country by taking a trip to the red light district in Amsterdam to have sex with hookers named roxanne... and afterwards we'd try to convince them not to be prostitutes while listening to sting sing old police songs... and i would be the first white dutch gangster rapper peter prins a.k.a. the nefarious pp... there's no debate, suckers commiserate, when they hear the rhymes i orchestrate, like food so great you wanna lick the plate, if i go to fast for you son i can slow down to com-pen-sate... Dutch Gangsta!
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http://peterprins.biz - Dutch Gangsta by Peter Prins a.k.a. The Nefarious P.P. - these days with this tough economy all i'm thinking about is money which is why i want to start a crime family kinda like the godfather but i'm not italian i'm dutch and we do things a little differently... we'd all wear wooden clogs and hang out at shell gas stations eating blintzes and crepes listening to van halen... and we'd let everybody know that our dikes are the biggest and the best dikes in the world... and if anyone stepped outta line we'd wack em with a windmill... then clog dance on their grave while eating van de kamps pastries and smoking dutch masters cuz that's how we'd roll... and we'd all have cool nicknames like Amsterdam sam, johnny tulips and dutch... and we'd smoke the finest weed in big circles singing pass the dutchie on the lefthand side... and once a year we'd pay our respects to the old country by taking a trip to the red light district in Amsterdam to have sex with hookers named roxanne... and afterwards we'd try to convince them not to be prostitutes while listening to sting sing old police songs... and i would be the first white dutch gangster rapper peter prins a.k.a. the nefarious pp... there's no debate, suckers commiserate, when they hear the rhymes i orchestrate, like food so great you wanna lick the plate, if i go to fast for you son i can slow down to com-pen-sate... Dutch Gangsta!
tough hard economy economic times dutch gangsta godfather clogs klogs van halen dykes dikes windmill masters roll cool nickname tulips smoke amsterdam maryjane weed grass pot bubbler joint pipe circles roxanne netherlands holland pass the dutchie red light district sex hookers prostitutes
tough hard economy economic times dutch gangsta godfather clogs klogs van halen dykes dikes windmill masters roll cool nickname tulips smoke amsterdam maryjane weed grass pot bubbler joint pipe circles roxanne netherlands holland pass the dutchie red light district sex hookers prostitutes

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3 comments
Now you can show the world you're a Dutch Gangsta too with these cool T-Shirts!
http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/15151
LOL! i like dat!
HEY! Im dutch, LOL.