Credits: written by The Attack! / directed & edited by Ryan Darst / WHIT HERTFORD as Duke Stark / PHIL MORRIS as Roman Crane / HEIDI KLEIN as Hayley Kind / JIM CONNER as Luke Stark / JOSH COVITT as Bones McGee / ALLAN McLEOD as The Somnambulist / KATE McMANUS as Mari Agua
Universal has already purchased the rights to this. It’s going to be retitled “Hip-Hopper” and will star 50 Cent as the title character, Jessica Alba as the love interest, Dennis Hopper as the father (step-father, actually) and Morgan Freeman as the nemesis. Michael Bay will direct. They’re also simultaneously shooting three sequels. Each movie is going ... more >
Universal has already purchased the rights to this. It’s going to be retitled “Hip-Hopper” and will star 50 Cent as the title character, Jessica Alba as the love interest, Dennis Hopper as the father (step-father, actually) and Morgan Freeman as the nemesis. Michael Bay will direct. They’re also simultaneously shooting three sequels. Each movie is going to be three hours long (four in the director’s cut). It will own the next four summers, guaranteed.
Patience is a virtue...
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It's okay I guess... Nice effort, like all of them being able to do things everybody can, and the beginning bit, but otherwise...
where are the jokes?
wow
good stuff
Universal has already purchased the rights to this. It’s going to be retitled “Hip-Hopper” and will star 50 Cent as the title character, Jessica Alba as the love interest, Dennis Hopper as the father (step-father, actually) and Morgan Freeman as the nemesis. Michael Bay will direct. They’re also simultaneously shooting three sequels. Each movie is going ... more >
Awesome skeleton effects
Hilarious! If only he knew about this power before he strained his back reaching for the chips.
that is awesome
haha, that was Jackie Childs from Seinfeld. He’s awesome!
Well done!