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Crystal Methin' Butt

Music video to the hit single Crystal Methin' Butt written by Jordan Zeh and Matt Stone.

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Added about 1 year ago

9,750 views

Favorited by 11 users

839 funny votes

144 die votes

Categories: Clean Comedy Music Parody

Keywords: Crystal Methin Butt Zeh Jordan Stone Matt Crystal Meth Butt

Credits: Jordan Zeh, Matt Stone, Michelle Mitchell, Britton Zier, Kris Fisher.

Comments (13)

Comment:

joeyriver

joeyriver

wow matt...1st baseketball now crstal meth????

posted about 10 months ago

atinystripper

This shits all cut

posted about 10 months ago

WebCred

WebCred

butt

posted about 1 year ago

NoelleD

NoelleD

Looks like fun. This would be a good PSA.

posted about 1 year ago

WhoDoYouKnowHere

that’s methd up

posted about 1 year ago

jimmydeancarlson

jimmydeancar...

Reminds me of Bad Jesus…

posted about 1 year ago

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henryboudreaux

guy in the hat, you’re not Jack Black

posted about 1 year ago

Katherinecbc

I only smoke meth in my butt.

and you should too.

baller, gentlemen!!!!

posted about 1 year ago

AttusApparel

that is fucking radical.

i only date crack whores

posted about 1 year ago

atypical

atypical

I liked watching the dusting/sweeping.

posted about 1 year ago

DaveMcBrayer

right on

posted about 1 year ago

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