"Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes" by Shaquille O'Neal

Really? This is sad, Shaq can’t rap and he’s bummed that hes not on the lakers anymore. I can see him being jealous of Kobe (league MVP, bitches), but Kareem? Really? In Southern Cali we call that “hating”, especially going after a guy who is one of the best centers of all time AND helped Shaq himself improve his crappy game. Here’s the deal with Shaq’s rap ... more >

Really? This is sad, Shaq can’t rap and he’s bummed that hes not on the lakers anymore. I can see him being jealous of Kobe (league MVP, bitches), but Kareem? Really? In Southern Cali we call that “hating”, especially going after a guy who is one of the best centers of all time AND helped Shaq himself improve his crappy game. Here’s the deal with Shaq’s rap career: Walk into a used music store, and look up his album “Shaq Deisel”. There will be more unsold used copies of that CD than any other in the store, and if you happen to have a copy of this CD, try to sell it, they won’t take it. I won’t even validate him by talking about his basketball skills except to say that you take half a foot and a hundred pounds off him and you’d have never known his name, no LSU scholarship, no NBA contract, and definitly no shoe deal. And now his wife is leaving him and thats somehow Kobe’s fault? Sucks to be that guy I’d be hating on those more awesome than me too.

Final Thought: I think it’s hilarious that the word “horse” had to randomly be thrown in the rhyme with “Divorce”.

Fuck Shaq and R.I.P. George Carlin