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Abbi_Marie

Abbi_Marie

ya this is amazing~ in everyway

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bluespank

bluespank

Well? She coulda kissed him on his mouth!

And whoever heard of a Pro who will not snuggle?

At least he didn’t have to pay for it.

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In terms of critique, the dialogue timing seems rushed.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

Huskergirl25

I should not laugh at this lol but yeah that was funny.

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shimmy3003

shimmy3003

ahhh too drunk to fuck at the end wooooo!

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Leothe2nd

Leothe2nd

i love this!!!!

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VGP

VGP

murder is now funny? apparently! lol good job

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lirpa13

lirpa13

Murder is now funny? Not.

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