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From the makers of Craze comes the next high-octane workout booster that might or might not kill you!
Published April 22, 2014 38k views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Writer: Eliza Skinner
Editor: Kegan Swyers
Voiceover: Bryan Cook

-(EXPLOSION)
-DRIVEN SPORTS
THE MAKERS OF CRAZE SPORTS SUPPLEMENTS, AND FRENZY UK.
IT'S MANIA.
BECAUSE LEGALLY WE CAN'T SELL YOU
CRAZE SPORTS SUPPLEMENTS
OR FRENZY DUE TO SOME VERY
DISTURBING ALLEGATIONS BY THE FDA.
MANIA!
WELL THAT'S COOL, BECAUSE WE'VE
ALREADY MOVED ON TO MANIA.
GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR WORKOUTS
WITH THE POWER, AND
THRILL OF OUR NEWEST UNIDENTIFIABLE
METHAMPHETAMINE LIKE SUBSTANCE.
YEAH, GET INTO IT!
WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S IN IT?
TOO BAD! WE'RE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.
BUT HERE'S A HINT. OUR COMPANY
IS FOUNDER WAS ONCE SENT TO
JAIL FOR SELLING WEIGHT LOSS PILLS
THAT WERE JUST PESTICIDE
AND BAKING SODA STUFFED INTO CAPSULES.
WOAH, TOXIC!
(CAT GROWLS)
WHY ARE WE STILL ALLOWED TO SELL
SUPPLEMENTS ANYWHERE?
WE DON'T KNOW!
SCIENTIST IN THE U.S., HOLLAND,
SWEDEN, AND SOUTH KOREA, HAVE ALL
SAID THAT OUR PRODUCTS CONTAIN METH
LIKE SUBSTANCES THAT PRODUCE
RAGING USERS.
WE JUST SAID, "NUH UH!".
(POLICE SIREN)
WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO US IS THAT
PEOPLE STILL BUY THIS SHIT.
WE LITERALLY SELL PILLS THAT CONTAIN
AN UNDISCLOSED
ANTI-ESTROGEN DRUG, AND SOMETHING
POSSIBLY WORSE THAN
METH, AND PEOPLE BUY IT.
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING?
NOTHING RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT THINKING. BODIES CAN
DIE IF YOU PUT BAD SHIT INTO THEM
THEY DIE.
THIS IS INTENSE.
SEE WHAT WE DO IS PUT DRUGS ON
THE SHELF UNTIL THE FDA NOTICES
THAT THEY'RE METAL FILINGS OR POISON, OR WHATEVER AND TELLS
US WE HAVE TO STOP.
THEN WE TELL YOU GUYS TO STOCK
UP NOW. SO GO TO YOUR LOCAL DRUG
STORE, AND PICK UP SOME MANIA, OR
IF THAT'S ALREADY BANNED
LOOK FOR OUR OTHER UPCOMING
PRODUCTS, MADNESS, DELUSION
AND PTSD.
(EXPLOSION)
FROM DRIVEN SPORTS.
(WHISPERS) WE MAKE POISON.

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