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From the makers of Craze comes the next high-octane workout booster that might or might not kill you!
Published April 22, 2014 37k views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Writer: Eliza Skinner
Editor: Kegan Swyers
Voiceover: Bryan Cook

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-(EXPLOSION)
-DRIVEN SPORTS

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THE MAKERS OF CRAZE SPORTS SUPPLEMENTS, AND FRENZY UK.

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IT'S MANIA.

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BECAUSE LEGALLY WE CAN'T SELL YOU
CRAZE SPORTS SUPPLEMENTS

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OR FRENZY DUE TO SOME VERY
DISTURBING ALLEGATIONS BY THE FDA.

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MANIA!

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WELL THAT'S COOL, BECAUSE WE'VE
ALREADY MOVED ON TO MANIA.

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GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR WORKOUTS
WITH THE POWER, AND

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THRILL OF OUR NEWEST UNIDENTIFIABLE
METHAMPHETAMINE LIKE SUBSTANCE.

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YEAH, GET INTO IT!

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WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S IN IT?

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TOO BAD! WE'RE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.

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BUT HERE'S A HINT. OUR COMPANY
IS FOUNDER WAS ONCE SENT TO

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JAIL FOR SELLING WEIGHT LOSS PILLS
THAT WERE JUST PESTICIDE

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AND BAKING SODA STUFFED INTO CAPSULES.

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WOAH, TOXIC!

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(CAT GROWLS)

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WHY ARE WE STILL ALLOWED TO SELL
SUPPLEMENTS ANYWHERE?

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WE DON'T KNOW!

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SCIENTIST IN THE U.S., HOLLAND,
SWEDEN, AND SOUTH KOREA, HAVE ALL

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SAID THAT OUR PRODUCTS CONTAIN METH
LIKE SUBSTANCES THAT PRODUCE

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RAGING USERS.

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WE JUST SAID, "NUH UH!".

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(POLICE SIREN)

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WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO US IS THAT
PEOPLE STILL BUY THIS SHIT.

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WE LITERALLY SELL PILLS THAT CONTAIN
AN UNDISCLOSED

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ANTI-ESTROGEN DRUG, AND SOMETHING
POSSIBLY WORSE THAN

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METH, AND PEOPLE BUY IT.

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WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING?

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NOTHING RIGHT.

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YOU'RE NOT THINKING. BODIES CAN
DIE IF YOU PUT BAD SHIT INTO THEM

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THEY DIE.

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THIS IS INTENSE.

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SEE WHAT WE DO IS PUT DRUGS ON
THE SHELF UNTIL THE FDA NOTICES

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THAT THEY'RE METAL FILINGS OR POISON, OR WHATEVER AND TELLS

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US WE HAVE TO STOP.

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THEN WE TELL YOU GUYS TO STOCK
UP NOW. SO GO TO YOUR LOCAL DRUG

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STORE, AND PICK UP SOME MANIA, OR
IF THAT'S ALREADY BANNED

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LOOK FOR OUR OTHER UPCOMING
PRODUCTS, MADNESS, DELUSION

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AND PTSD.

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(EXPLOSION)

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FROM DRIVEN SPORTS.

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(WHISPERS) WE MAKE POISON.

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