Cried Suicide Trailer
Jay (Nicol Paone) is so heartbroken over an ex that she fakes a suicide attempt. She then spends the day with her sympathetic friends who offer condolences in the form of food, tears,... more »
Jay (Nicol Paone) is so heartbroken over an ex that she fakes a suicide attempt. She then spends the day with her sympathetic friends who offer condolences in the form of food, tears, and porn.
Official Selection of the Tribeca Film Festival, Santa Cruz Film Festival, New Zealand's Out Takes Film Festival, New York's Newfest and Toronto's Inside Out Festival. « less
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Writer & Director
lauren
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Actor
Nicol Paone
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Actor
Sarah Burns
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Make Up Artist
Shauna O'Toole
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Actor
Pete Zias
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Jill Kushner
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Actor
Mike Rose
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Sound
BoTown Sound
Additional Credits:
Written and Directed by Lauren Palmigiano
Starring Nicol Paone and Sarah Burns
Featuring June Raphael, Erin Foley, Jill Kushner, Amy Rhodes, Melissa Szilagyi, Bryan Safi, Marisa Pinson, Mike Rose, Pete Zias
Directory of Photography: Christian Sprenger
Editor: Ross McNamara
Producers: Lauren Palmigiano, Melissa Szilagyi
Assistant Camera: Andy Dickieson
Gaffers: Brad Schulz, Juan Asuaje
Sound: Bo Sundberg
Make Up: Shauna O'Toole
Production Assistant: Sean Boyle
Original Music: Bruce Lawrence
Additional Music: Jupiter Media
Written and Directed by Lauren Palmigiano
Starring Nicol Paone and Sarah Burns
Featuring June Raphael, Erin Foley, Jill Kushner, Amy Rhodes, Melissa Szilagyi, Bryan Safi, Marisa Pinson, Mike Rose, Pete Zias
Directory of Photography: Christian Sprenger
Editor: Ross McNamara
Producers: Lauren Palmigiano, Melissa Szilagyi
Assistant Camera: Andy Dickieson
Gaffers: Brad Schulz, Juan Asuaje
Sound: Bo Sundberg
Make Up: Shauna O'Toole
Production Assistant: Sean Boyle
Original Music: Bruce Lawrence
Additional Music: Jupiter Media
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Jay (Nicol Paone) is so heartbroken over an ex that she fakes a suicide attempt. She then spends the day with her sympathetic friends who offer condolences in the form of food, tears, and porn.
Official Selection of the Tribeca Film Festival, Santa Cruz Film Festival, New Zealand's Out Takes Film Festival, New York's Newfest and Toronto's Inside Out Festival.
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