Keegan Michael Key, an adopted Pennsylvanian, has a message for Pennsylvania (and... more »

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October 11, 2016
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Keegan Michael Key: Oh, hello there.
I'm Keegan Michael Key,
Keegan Michael Key: but my friends call me the world's
biggest fan of Pennsylvania.
Keegan Michael Key: Second state in the nation,
and first state in the nation of my heart.
Keegan Michael Key: A nation I call Keycartia.
Keegan Michael Key: Well, actually I'm from Michigan,
so that's sorta the first state in my heart,
Keegan Michael Key: but I went to Penn State.
Keegan Michael Key: So, Pennsylvania is definitely
the second state in Keycartia.
Keegan Michael Key: You can climb the
observatory at Mount Davis,
Keegan Michael Key: and see the world from
3,213 feet above the sea.
Keegan Michael Key: Whoa! That's high.
Keegan Michael Key: And if you're a
proud Keystoner,
Keegan Michael Key: why not back that up by voting
in this year's national election.
Keegan Michael Key: Before you start drowning
me out with those
Keegan Michael Key: beautiful melodious boos,
my Philly friends,
Keegan Michael Key: remember, it's been a while,
but Pennsylvania votes
Keegan Michael Key: finally matter again.
Keegan Michael Key: We could actually decide
who's President.
Keegan Michael Key: We matter.
Keegan Michael Key: I'm not saying you should
vote for anyone in particular,
Keegan Michael Key: I'm just saying...
[ foreign language ]
Keegan Michael Key: In my perfect
Pennsylvania Dutch.
Keegan Michael Key: So, all of you sitting at
Bud Murphy's in Connellsville,
Keegan Michael Key: register online, in person,
or by mail by October 11th,
Keegan Michael Key: and come November 8th,
put down your Capp's cheesesteak and
Keegan Michael Key: pull a voting lever at
Bullskin Township Elementary School
Keegan Michael Key: off 119 on Pleasant Valley Road.
It's right near the Teeeeez Car Wash.
Keegan Michael Key: I'm sorry, what's that?
You're not from Fayette County?
Keegan Michael Key: No problem.
Keegan Michael Key: Just head over to
RockTheVote.com/FOD
Keegan Michael Key: and you'll find your
own polling place.
Keegan Michael Key: Please, guys,
no joke votes.
Keegan Michael Key: No, no,
Nut-muncher [indistinct name].
Keegan Michael Key: No Ariana Splande.
Keegan Michael Key: No Terminator Jones.
No Leroy Jenkins.
Keegan Michael Key: Let me think of
another fake name.
Keegan Michael Key: No Jill Stein.
No Gary Johnson.
Keegan Michael Key: You know like, just vote for
the two viable candidates.
Keegan Michael Key: If you want to make people
laugh do that at the water cooler,
Keegan Michael Key: if you work in an
office from 1982.
Keegan Michael Key: So, make sure you register
by October 11th, or you can't vote!
Keegan Michael Key: I mean,
it's as simple as that.
Keegan Michael Key: Not only will you be exercising
your most basic right
Keegan Michael Key: as a free citizen, you will also
be making our hometown's
Keegan Michael Key: horny forefather Ben Franklin,
one proud papa.
Keegan Michael Key: I promise, he's going to
get a boner in the grave.
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