I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as Government sees fit.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe
kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there, they will come over here and I won’t have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn’t.
I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I’m not voting at all so I don’t have to be one of you misguided dillweeds that thinks there’s an actual difference between the parties. Show me one fucking thing that’s changed since the Democrats took control of Congress from the Republicans in 2006
Doug Stanhope for President in 2008! ... or stay home! Either way the same shit’s going to happen
I’m not voting at all so I don’t have to be one of you misguided dillweeds that thinks there’s an actual difference between the parties. Show me one fucking thing that’s changed since the Democrats took control of Congress from the Republicans in 2006
Doug Stanhope for President in 2008! ... or stay home! Either way the same shit’s going to happen
If you could choose the next president, who would it be?
mail4joeg said:
Unfortunately the Democraps are up to their elbows in most of the same shit. Neither of the two corporatist (fascist) parties is trustworthy, has any integrity whatsoever, or is genuinely going to change the system we currently have. Both candidates are warmongering, beholden to spec... more >
If you could choose the next president, who would it be?
mail4joeg said:
Unfortunately the Democraps are up to their elbows in most of the same shit. Neither of the two corporatist (fascist) parties is trustworthy, has any integrity whatsoever, or is genuinely going to change the system we currently have. Both candidates are warmongering, beholden to special interests, and threatening other nations just like the current regime.
Unfortunately the Democraps are up to their elbows in most of the same shit. Neither of the two corporatist (fascist) parties is trustworthy, has any integrity whatsoever, or is genuinely going to change the system we currently have. Both candidates are warmongering, beholden to special interests, and threatening other nations just like the current regime.
The FDA was formed by a Republican administration.
Democrats voted overwhelmingly to authorize the Iraq war. I’m talking LEADERS IN THE PARTY.
So…I will be voting Democrat, but this video exaggerates and stifles what Republicans stand for.
AND as an adopted person, FUCK YOU. It is not your body. I don’t think abortion should be illegal, but to say that it is all about the womans body is a lie. If you are a woman who made a mistake or a bad decision…guess what? You can have the baby and adopt it! Give it a chance at a great life! There are so many people out there who want to adopt.
Now, if a girl gets raped or has some crazy situation going on, then she shouldn’t have to go through any red tape to abort…but to abort because you don’t want to give up smoking for nine months…That is morally wrong.
I am voting republican because I KNOW no democrats shop at Wal-Mart all of them are exlemplary Stewards of the Environment and of course NONE succomb to the pressures of big business and other various lobbyists. What an unfunny load of liberal nonsense…
This is amazing…and for all of you complaining about how it’s simplistic – of course you can’t get very intellectual in a three-minute satire.
I’m voting Republican because I know, deep down, that trickle-down economics and tax cuts for the wealthy will someday boost the economy for the rest of us.
This just proves my case that yoyoyo uplaods don’t hold a candle to That Happened! uploads. No, it’s cool, keep trying. One day you might post something cool/funny. In the meantime, I would like to take you quail hunting with my buddy Dick Cheney. We’ll meet up with you just behind that shed over there.
I’m voting Republican because I don’t have children, so I don’t really give a shit about what happens to the planet, so long as I get $600 big clams every year to spend on whatever I want at Wal-Mart. Plus I think mean, powerful guys like Dick Cheney are HOT.
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This video is great.Very funny and at the same time deadly serious.It doesn’t get any better.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.
I’... more >
I’m not, but the beauty of this country is these guys can.
Stupid motherfuckers that they are!
This is ’ My Play of the Day” vid.
I’m not voting at all so I don’t have to be one of you misguided dillweeds that thinks there’s an actual difference between the parties. Show me one fucking thing that’s changed since the Democrats took control of Congress from the Republicans in 2006
Doug Stanhope for President in 2008! ... or stay home! Either way the same shit’s going to happen
If you could choose the next president, who would it be?
Unfortunately the Democraps are up to their elbows in most of the same shit. Neither of the two corporatist (fascist) parties is trustworthy, has any integrity whatsoever, or is genuinely going to change the system we currently have. Both candidates are warmongering, beholden to spec... more >
Unfortunately the Democraps are up to their elbows in most of the same shit. Neither of the two corporatist (fascist) parties is trustworthy, has any integrity whatsoever, or is genuinely going to change the system we currently have. Both candidates are warmongering, beholden to special interests, and threatening other nations just like the current regime.
hahah dc matt awesome comment…...
Lame and completely unfunny.
Great stuff. And all so very, very true. I only wish I lived in the States so I could NOT vote Republican.
To me, this is like a sketch video about how much of a slut your daughter is because someone raped her.
Retarded video. It’d be funny if it was true though.
Awesome video! And here’s why I’ll be voting for the D’s http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ce5ccda3ed Keep up the good work!
Interesting facts:
The KKK was founded by a group of Democrats.
The NAACP was founded by a group of Republicans.
The FDA was formed by a Republican administration.
Democrats voted overwhelmingly to authorize the Iraq war. I’m talking LEADERS IN THE PARTY.
So…I will be voting Democrat, but this video exaggerates and stifles what Republicans stand for.
AND as ... more >
Is it just me or does everyone hate funnyordie because of its ultra liberal slant?
I am voting republican because I KNOW no democrats shop at Wal-Mart all of them are exlemplary Stewards of the Environment and of course NONE succomb to the pressures of big business and other various lobbyists. What an unfunny load of liberal nonsense…
This just proves my case that yoyoyo uplaods don’t hold a candle to That Happened! uploads. No, it’s cool, keep trying. One day you might post something cool/funny. In the meantime, I would like to take you quail hunting with my buddy Dick Cheney. We’ll meet up with you just behind that shed over there.
Is this fucking MoveOn.org? I’m voting Democrat because I hate my parents
I’m voting Republican because I don’t have children, so I don’t really give a shit about what happens to the planet, so long as I get $600 big clams every year to spend on whatever I want at Wal-Mart. Plus I think mean, powerful guys like Dick Cheney are HOT.
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