Self Defense Dopes
These moves will only help against guys like them.
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8 comments
Takedown defense wouldn’t work on Burt Reynolds.
I’m happy to see that the teachings of Bruce Lee are still being passed on to this day.
By the way, I’ve been rapidly punched in the penis like that before. It actually works to your (the attacker’s) advantage because surprisingly it doesn’t hurt. On the contrary; it makes you cum.
Then his hands up sticking either together or to your legs, and then you have f... more >
the only one I could see actually working is when he puts his finger in his neck. Its not gonna drop anyone but it does really hurt. LOL at the glasses in the face move.
I love the handle bar mustache! Priceless!
Very informative! I could really use these moves in a time of need! HA HA!
“Knee-to-the-face… and you’ve conquered this confrontation” Doesn’t get better than that!
cool
Ahh the old throw the glasses/spit carbonated beverage in their face while you attack ‘em