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The true story of how my Granny gave me her '94 Grand Marquis.
Published May 02, 2013 260 views More Info ยป
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THIS IS A TRUE STORY. DEDICATED TO MY GRANNY.
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CAST
FEATURING: SUZANNE ALTFELD, TOBY LAWLESS, MATT BURKE
DANCERS: YOKO UCHIDA, ANNA FRANCHESCA LO NOVAL
WRITTEN BY: TOBY LAWLESS, MATT BURKE
BEATS PRODUCED BY: BILLION COAST http://www.facebook.com/pages/Billion...
SONG PRODUCED BY: ROBERT HESKIN, TOBY LAWLESS, MATT BURKE
MIXED BY: ROBERT HESKIN http://www.myspace.com/robertheskin
CREW
DIRECTED BY: TOBY LAWLESS
PRODUCED BY: BEN GRINNELL, TOBY LAWLESS, MATT BURKE
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY: BEN GRINNELL www.whoastudios.com
CAMERA: PATRICK O'BRIEN-SMITH www.patrickobriensmith.com
ASSOCIATE PRODUCERS: ALEXIS GARCIA, EVAN MATHEWS
POST
EDITOR: TRAVIS FLOURNOY http://travisflournoy.com
MOTION: VINCENT ROGOZYK www.yesnowhy.com
Lyrics:
I got a call from Granny just the other day
She said, 'Hey Grandson could you make it my way?'
I said, 'I love you Grandma do you need a favor?
cause you know I'm always down with the manual labor'
She said, 'Listen up close and I'll tell you the deal.
I got a '94 Mercury with a flat-ass wheel.'
And the next thing she said made me muffle a squeal.
She said 'You fix it, you keep it. Now that's a steal.'
So I took all my meds and I hop on the bus.
4 hours to Fres', so smoking' weed is a must.
But you can't smoke on the bus, so you got to get some eddies.
So I put 5 down on a chocolate freddy!
And I get to Granny's little nursery home
I get up in the bathroom, dab Cool Water Cologne, and I call AAA. I make Grandma stay.
They require ID, just to make your day.
So they fix the wheel and it's ready to roll.
I take Grandma to Denny's and she get's a
BREAD ROLL
And she gave me some advice. It stuck to my rib...
This is what she said, it is not an ad-lib, she said:
When you roll with me, you're a VIP
Here are Grandma's keys to the Mercury
When you roll with me, you're a VIP
Here are Grandma's keys to the Grand Marquis
Rollin' back to Venice like I'm coolin' on a cloud
the road is real quiet Grandma's system is loud
pumpin' 8 cylies got to feed the beast
cause she guzzles unleaded like it's a medieval feast
Did ya ever drive a dream? Listen up, here's a tour:
Her whole damn interior is midnight velour
Bench seats, fresh pleats, stereo bumpin' beats, 6 people touching knees
tinted windows, privacy.
With the V8 engine she's a hungry little boat.
Based on how she handles, yeah I bet that she would float
Her steering column is feather light.
Suspension kit, yeah it's hella tight.
Lower lumbar support, yeah you know it's pneumatic
Got the retractable antenna that is fully automatic.
Plus my Grandpa used to drive her. How awesome is that?
(so cool)
I even found this dope ass seat in the back.
She's a princess, I ride her like a chariot.
You roll with me and it's like the fukkin' Marriot
Big bed, clean sheets, room service...(even a mint)
Bakin' take the wheel I don't want to swerve us
When you roll with me, you're a VIP
Here are Grandma's keys to the Mercury.
When you roll with me, you're a VIP
Here are Grandma's keys to the Grand Marquis
Yo Bakin'!
Sup Sick?
It's getting' foggy in here.
Well let me hit that button to defrost the rear.
Bakin's at the wheel cold captaining' this boat, like I'm looking' for some booty, tokin' every quartie note.
This Grand Marquis is one to revere.
Go past 85 you hit that phantom gear.
Flyin' down Olympic, yeah we have no fear
Lookin' like an undercover so the coast is clear.
Tape deck in full effect while the bitches collect
and genuflect in respect to this VIP, Sick
B-A-K-I-N muthafukkas, shakin' it up and bakin' it up and makin' it pop
ya dumb suckas
Cop A/C keeping' it cooley
so the fly ladies nip out their nippies!
Jesus on the keys so we all at ease
Hell yeah, muthafukkas!!
Let's go get some shrimps.
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Published May 02, 2013
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