I, Uncle Stanley, am tired of fathers threatening me with golf clubs because their daughters may or may not be 18. Let’s drop the doing age. 16 is the new 18
DAm Dude… I was there…. You Looked good you lil chiquita you. I thought I was gonna die when you tied up that donkeys balls with that boa to hold him off for awhile. What scared me was the little nina standing next to me yelling “ooooooooooh papa burro mas grande”. You did a stand up job that night. gotta tell ya though, im not squimish a bit, but all that b... more >
DAm Dude… I was there…. You Looked good you lil chiquita you. I thought I was gonna die when you tied up that donkeys balls with that boa to hold him off for awhile. What scared me was the little nina standing next to me yelling “ooooooooooh papa burro mas grande”. You did a stand up job that night. gotta tell ya though, im not squimish a bit, but all that blood did concern me somewhat.
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16 is the new 18?
Whoa!! Why am I hearing about this now??!?!?
Thanks for defining what ever red, white and blue American is! We needed that!
chaps and a feather boa? yikes!
Uncle Stanley should open a day care center.
I’m crying because I’m laughing so I hard I have tears in my eyes.
This is too much!!
makes me long for my days spent in shady bars in the third world…
The donkey says you never write or come back to visit. He misses you. Write or at least phone!
DAm Dude… I was there…. You Looked good you lil chiquita you. I thought I was gonna die when you tied up that donkeys balls with that boa to hold him off for awhile. What scared me was the little nina standing next to me yelling “ooooooooooh papa burro mas grande”. You did a stand up job that night. gotta tell ya though, im not squimish a bit, but all that b... more >