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Jesus Christ of Nazareth would like to take this opportunity to refute Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry's most recent TV ad.
Published December 08, 2011 1.2m views Immortal More Info »
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Published December 08, 2011

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(theme music)

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Jesus: I'm not ashamed to
admit that I'm Jesus Christ.

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But you don't have to be
in the pews every Sunday

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to know that there's something
wrong in this country

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when Rick Perry is openly
running for President.

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Rick Perry using my name
to promote as agenda

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against gays in the
military is just pathetic.

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What have gays in the military
ever done to Rick Perry

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besides keeping him safe while he
executed the mentally retarded.

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I just wish he'd leave me out of
this sad, sad presidential campaign.

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Look I get it, I'm popular

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so people like to claim they
know me when scoring a touch down

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or running for President.

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But let's say you were
friends with Brad Pitt,

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would you really go around parties

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bragging that you know
Brad Pitt all the time?

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A guy that would do that probably
just washes Brad Pitt's car.

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Another thing, there's not a
moment in the New Testament

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where I even remotely hint that
it's okay to put people to death

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or start a war or give
tax breaks to the rich.

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Anyone that would do
that and claim to know me

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is probably the devil.

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Or just a real A hole.

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Also children are allowed to
celebrate Christmas publicly

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I would know, it's my birthday.

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Follow me, Jesus Christ.

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And Rick Perry's campaign eventually.

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Faith made America strong but it
made Rick Perry a complete imbecile.

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I'm Jesus Christ and I
approve this message.

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Kids what are you doing?

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I forgive you.

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