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Dracula learns the hazards of unprotected blood-drinking in the age of modernity.

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Categories: Sketch Parody

Keywords: The Hazards The Age Jessie Gaskell Ian Smith Ryan Perez Alex Berg Jordan Riggs Dracula AIDS Halloween monster comedy sketch UCB Julie Whitesell

Credits: Written by:
Jessie Gaskell
Julie Whitesell
Directed and Edited by: Matt Manson:
Cinematography: Ian Smith
Starring:
Ryan Perez
Julie Whitesell
Jessie Gaskell
Halie Rosenberg
Featuring:
Alex Berg (V.O.)
Jordan Riggs
Allen Loeb

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lux

lux

hilarious.

have you tried cheese cloth filtration?

posted about 7 months ago · Report Spam

goatiegirl

goatiegirl

"My Nissan Sentra", hee hee, just a regular, everyday vampire paying the price for tainted love blood.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

tremendosaur

"Yeah, it takes the spontaneity out of the kill...but it's better than dying."

Good stuff!

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

TallyBlue

TallyBlue

Wow, a very reckless lifestyle indeed!

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GreekSteve

GreekSteve

He knew the risks and now look where he is

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mcogbdog

mcogbdog

"vampire aids is our aids" awesome sign

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