WHACKO-TV POSITIVELY NEW POPE

Description: Everyone remembers the night they drove old Dixie down, the day that Sarah Palin walked away from her cushy Governor’s chair and the morning Pope Benedict XVI decided to hang up that big old hat. There are many Cardinals jockeying for that solid gold ring, and we think a few Yankees as well. As uncouth as it may be, some American men of the cloth have taken to the airwaves to declare their readiness for the post. Is nothing sacred? Why did we even ask that, we are WHACKO-TV?