Big Sausage Pizza (Parody)

Description: The Big Sausage pizza man has his penis inside of the pizza box that he is supposed to deliver and then reveal to attractive female customers. However, when all of the customers that open the door are not hot chicks willing to screw a man with his penis in a pizza box, our protagonist struggles to get himself out of the extremely compromising situations he created. I'd like funnyordie editors to look at this. Pweese. I would love to work for you.