Jonathan loves three things - Hydrating Shampoo, Romphims, and Game of Thrones. With guest and host of Talk Show the Game Show, Guy Branum.

Full Credits

ACTOR / EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Jonathan Van Ness
ACTOR: Guy Branum
DIRECTOR / EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Erin Gibson
TALENT COORDINATOR: Jacey Naccarella
CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCER / WRITER: Matt Mazany
SUPERVISING PRODUCER: Ross Buran
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Kate Lilly
UPM: Jack Bradley
CREATIVE CONSULTANT / WRITER: Mark Rennie
CREATIVE POST CONSULTANT / WRITER: Joan Ford
WRITER: Hannah Levy
WRITER: Josh Brown
TALENT PRODUCER: Luke Esselen
DP: Matt Sweeney
CAM OP / SWING: Jennifer Cohen
CAM OP / SWING: Matt Krueger
PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Ashley Swanson
LEADMAN: John Flores
MAKEUP: Emily Rae Hilgenberg
SOUND MIXER: Ryan Kaiser
PA: Steven Taylor
POST SUPERVISOR: Alex Parks
LEAD EDITOR: Joe Humpay
EDITOR: Kia Reghabi

Transcript

Guy, did you get to see
"Game of Thrones."
Did "Girls Trip"
prove that Jada Pinkett Smith
is box office gold?
[THEME FROM "GAME OF
THRONES"]
[RECORD SCRATCH]
[TECHNO MUSIC]
So at the beginning, we had
Christina Aguilera giving Dr. Evil
a very tense
annual performance review.
->If he dislikes one monarch,Yeah, and then Solange
got very Duolingo
when she told
everyone that gender
is a myth in High Valyrian.
->That noun has no gender,
so the proper translation
for that prophecy would be,
"The prince or princess."
->Princes can be princesses.And then
this one little baby boy,
out of nowhere,
accidentally introduces himself
with his Scruff screen name.
->Rickard, isn't it?Dickon."Hello, I'm Dickon.And then we have
the Last Wives Club
getting together for brunch.
->But then Highgarden
Maggie Smith
takes Christina Aguilera aside
for their
"Finding Forrester moment."
->Are you a sheep?You're the dragon now, dog.And then the
will-they/won't-they with
Solange and Baby Barack Obama
turns into, like,
how will they/can they?
->No.I want to see you.Also, I was like, is this
just like this, like, miracle,
where, like..
you think he's
not going to have a dick,
but then she, like, reaches
down, and she's like?
->Let's not ask for
magic, Jonathan, OK?
->But I was like, you know what?Um, is that Blanche Devereaux?She is.After that, my boy Tubby Lubby
goes full rogue
Doctors Without Borders
on Sir Carlisle,
giving him the extractions from
H-E-double-hockey-sticks, hngh!
->Hnngh!Oh my god.I've been heading north girl,
back to Winterfell.
I'm finally going home.
Come with me.
->But then Scooby
Don't was like,
"Honey, this movie's called
'Marley and Not You.'"
->Diva.Why you standing all
the way over there then?
A foreign invasion is under way.
->I guess iron is
the warmest color.
->And then the Thirty Seconds
to Mars tour bus crashes
"The L Word" reboot, and Jared
Let-Himself-Go takes the stage.
He goes full Blac Chyna, girl.
He kills two
Kar-trashians and he takes
Kourtney and Kris hostage.
->Then Baby Theon has a
chance to save Lena Dunham,
but it goes about as well is
the internet's reaction to the
premise of HBO's "Confederate."
Not on board.
Ya-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[SPLASH]
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
Now because of
your dumb-dumb self,
Baby Theon, you
have to change all
of your socials back to Reek.
[WHISTLE]
->It's the biggest week
for men without dicks
since they protested the
"Ghostbusters" reboots.
Dickon.
->Ooh-la-la, honey, you're
giving me Baby "Kill Bill"
realness.
->Do I really want it
behind both ears, though?
I feel like there's no movement.
->Asymmetry.Yeah, that's better.Yes, it's
just a little-- ooh,
a little peek-a-boy, yay.
Where are--
My dragons?
[MUSIC PLAYING]

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