You're Welcome: How Not to Throw a Rave
Published August 07, 2014 21k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Crew:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Mike Robertson: Sound
Matt Sweeney: DP
Jessica Leigh Schwartz: Hair and Makeup
Pat Ferrell: Director
Kegan Swyers: Editor
46 Funny Votes
114 Die Votes
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Published August 07, 2014


> HI GUYS. DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.
WE FOUND SOME GREAT STUFF
ON THE INTERNET, AND NOW YOU
GET TO WATCH IT.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
(pop dance music plays)
JAMES TAYLOR, NO, N-NOT THAT
JAMES TAYLOR THREW A SMALL
PARTY FOR A FEW OF HIS FRIENDS.
PEOPLE SHOWED UP AND
IT TURNED OUT TO BE THE BIGGEST
RAVE THAT WEST MICHIGAN
HAS EVER SEEN.

> Reporter: 20 YEAR OLD JAMES
TAYLOR SAYS IT WAS A
PARTY FOR THE RECORD BOOKS.
WITH 2 DJ'S, FIRE THROWERS,
AND STRIPPERS.

> THE REAL HIGHLIGHT OF
THE PARTY HAPPENED THE NEXT MORNING.

> I DIDN'T MAKE ANYBODY
STAY HERE UNTILL 7 AM OR 11,
OR WHENEVER IT IS WHEN
EVERYBODY LEFT. I DIDN'T
MAKE THIS KID PASS
OUT ON MY FLOOR.

> NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE
HAPPENED IF JAMES' GUEST
HAD SEEN THIS NEW PSA
THAT ATTENDEES AT THE
ELECTRIC ZOO FESTIVAL
HAVE TO WATCH.

> I'M SO STOKED TO BE
HERE RIGHT NOW.
YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR.
(INAUDIBLE)

> WOW, RELAX PSA.
JUST PLAY SOME FOOTAGE OF
PEOPLE AT FESTIVALS.
IT'S WAY MORE EFFECTIVE.
LIKE THIS GIRL WHO APPEARS TO BE
TRYING TO PUMP
UP THE JAM.
TOOTHPASTE MAN
AT ULTRA.
WHO COULD FORGET THIS
TIMELESS CLASSIC.
OK, STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
DON'T GET FILMED BEING STUPID.
BYE.
(pop dance plays out)

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