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do it
sweet
Gotta love his humor.
two thumbs down
promise?!?!
Kick ass
“Heart Attacks? Arteries?...We’ll make sure that you don’t die in front of a family member” haha awkward sales pitches are the best
Fred Simmons sign me up!
ha.
Mr. Simmons , you are a modern day Jesus, saving the faithful ones from death.
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do it
sweet
Gotta love his humor.
two thumbs down
promise?!?!
Kick ass
“Heart Attacks? Arteries?...We’ll make sure that you don’t die in front of a family member” haha awkward sales pitches are the best
Fred Simmons sign me up!
ha.
Mr. Simmons , you are a modern day Jesus, saving the faithful ones from death.