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My "Stay in Shape" Commercial

Let's keep you alive in front of your family, shall we?

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My "Not Gay" Commercial (0:55) Keep your kids on the straight and narrow.

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My "Don't Get Raped" Commercial (0:51) Ladies, don't let yourself be a victim.

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The Foot Fist Way Press Junkett (1:45) Chad Simmons claims this movie is about his life.

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My "Don't Get Raped" Commercial (0:51) Ladies, don't let yourself be a victim.

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I'm Dating this Chick (1:24) She's pretty and she likes me.

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Help yourself keep a man (1:24) If he left, it's probably your fault

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I Help People Who Do Drugs (1:26) A commercial for my dojo and how it will rehab...

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My "Not Gay" Commercial (0:55) Keep your kids on the straight and narrow.

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I'll Help you be less Fat (1:34) Stop being so damn overweight.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Sports Parody Real Life

Keywords: Fred Simmons Foot Fist Way heart attack Tae Kwon Do karate school North Carolina conan commercial

Credits: Actors: Some family I paid with free classes. Directed and everything else by ME.

Web Series: Web Series: Fred's Tae Kwon Do Commercials (2 of 4)

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do it

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sweet

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Gotta love his humor.

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two thumbs down

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promise?!?!

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Kick ass

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“Heart Attacks? Arteries?...We’ll make sure that you don’t die in front of a family member” haha awkward sales pitches are the best

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Fred Simmons sign me up!

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ha.

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Mr. Simmons , you are a modern day Jesus, saving the faithful ones from death.

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