Ask A Drunk Chick - Episode #2 (What Is So Great About Oprah?)

it makes me mad that you like oprah...oh man I gotta pee.

Absoluetly Fabulous was FUNNY.

This reminds me of an American Absolutely Fabulous.

When a woman’s tight body goes, she is completely useless to this planet.

Women are not funny. Their only purpose on this planet is to be ass-fucked by men whenever we feel like it—with their mouths taped, of course, so no one has to listen to the stupid shit that their small brains think up.

Guys think Oprah is boring. Women are her targeted audience anyway. But drunk girls aren’t boring. Hmmm, now watching Oprah while she gets drunk and lets it all out might be a little interesting.

I wanna’ jump up and down on Naomi and Katie’s couch, Tom-Cruise-style.

Let go for drinks and talk about the good ol times.

Love it.

umm hit and a miss