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American Pride

If you're not moved, then the terrorists win!
 
 
 

Added about 4 months ago

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Ahhhhhh, the troubles just floated off me like white angels!

posted about 7 days ago
 

See? Don't you feel better already?

posted about 7 days ago
 

So that's how they made Mt. Rushmore. Takes the magic out of it really.

posted about 28 days ago
 

Actually, its "tairs".

posted about 28 days ago
 

I am moved to tears......I'm just gonna leave it at that!

posted about 28 days ago
 

I'm back. I had to reload my paintball gun.

posted about 28 days ago
 

….what!? no creme rinse…no kippers…no sappy “tairs” of adoration?!!!

what kind of MONSTERS are we????!!!!!

posted about 1 month ago
 

I needed a fix.

posted about 2 months ago
 

I’m not watching this! I’M JUST BETA TESTING! BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!

posted about 2 months ago
 

you may be the biggest pain in the ass, but…I still have whistful feelings after 12 am and a double vodka under my belt…there, I said it and I feel renewed.

posted about 2 months ago
 

Thanks Noelle. 28 times, thank You.

posted about 2 months ago
 

Hey, there’s another die vote…or is that a “sigh” vote from Kate? She’s notorious for those.

posted about 3 months ago
 

I’ve now watched this 27 times.

posted about 3 months ago
 

Why can’t I stop coming back?

posted about 3 months ago
 

Butch Jackson said:


katecastella said:


confession time girls....I rented a baby and hung out at the local cemetery hoping that he’d come by to give me “comfort”....there,I feel better. It’s your turn Amy and Noelle…...


Don’t feel embarrassed…after I read Bridge to Terabithia, I pedaled around my neighborhood, desperately seeking a girl who could outrun me... more >

Butch Jackson said:


katecastella said:


confession time girls....I rented a baby and hung out at the local cemetery hoping that he’d come by to give me “comfort”....there,I feel better. It’s your turn Amy and Noelle…...


Don’t feel embarrassed…after I read Bridge to Terabithia, I pedaled around my neighborhood, desperately seeking a girl who could outrun me.

I was 11. I didn’t mean that to sound creepy!

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posted about 3 months ago
 

katecastella said:


confession time girls....I rented a baby and hung out at the local cemetery hoping that he’d come by to give me “comfort”....there,I feel better. It’s your turn Amy and Noelle…...

Don’t feel embarrassed…after I read Bridge to Terabithia, I pedaled around my neighborhood, desperately seeking a girl who could outrun me.

katecastella said:


confession time girls....I rented a baby and hung out at the local cemetery hoping that he’d come by to give me “comfort”....there,I feel better. It’s your turn Amy and Noelle…...

Don’t feel embarrassed…after I read Bridge to Terabithia, I pedaled around my neighborhood, desperately seeking a girl who could outrun me.

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posted about 3 months ago
 

it’s…it’s..been too long….let me breathe in deeply that sun drenched denim!!!

posted about 3 months ago
 

NOOOOOOOOOO we aren’t GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!

posted about 3 months ago
 

Well if you ladies are finished with him, I’ll take him. Maybe he can show me how to use Final Cut.

posted about 3 months ago
 

No. You know what? I’m NOT sorry. I’m sick of him and his constant demands. Noelle’s tired of the random stops at cemeteries. Kate’s tired of the “tairs” after sex. Me? I’m tired of having to go with him to playgrounds and tell him how wonderful he is every time his hand fucking sparkles when he pats a child. And if he asks me to watch him shoot angels out o... more >

No. You know what? I’m NOT sorry. I’m sick of him and his constant demands. Noelle’s tired of the random stops at cemeteries. Kate’s tired of the “tairs” after sex. Me? I’m tired of having to go with him to playgrounds and tell him how wonderful he is every time his hand fucking sparkles when he pats a child. And if he asks me to watch him shoot angels out of his head again, I’ll scream. I’ve HAD it.

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posted about 3 months ago

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