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Published August 06, 2014 1.2m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Christina Hendricks
Featuring:
Dink O'Neal
Majeed Nami
Janine Brito
Jennie Pierson
Eliza Skinner
Director/Producer Rachel Goldenberg
Writer Eliza Skinner
Editor Brad Schulz
Line Producer Sean Dacanay
DP Brian Lane
Gaffer Ricky Forsheim
Key Grip David Cronin
Asst Camera Ray Lee
Art Jessica Mahnke
Hair/Mu On Set Genevieve Lamb
Sound Ben Forman
PA Eleanor Winkler
PA Dom D'Astice
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Published August 06, 2014

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(music plays)
-- THIS IS OUR DEPARTMENT, AND

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THIS IS WHERE YOU'LL BE WORKING.
JUST LET ME KNOW

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IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

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-- THANK YOU MR. FRANKLIN.

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(music fades out)

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EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU TELL
ME WHERE TO FIND A PHONE?

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-- OH, YOU HAVE A PHONE
ON YOUR DESK.

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-- WHERE?
-- RIGHT THERE.

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THAT'S-THAT'S A PHONE.
-- THAT'S A PHONE?

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THAT IS A PHONE.
MOST OF US JUST
USE OUR OWN.

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-- THAT LOOKS LIKE A
PLASTIC POP-TART.

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-- OH, JUST BECAUSE THE CASE.
YEAH, AS OF A HAMBURGER.

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-- HUH.

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(music fades in)

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-- YEAH, I READ A BOOK ONCE--

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(sound of something being shaken)

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-- HEY YOU WANT TO GRAB LUNCH?
-- NO THANK YOU.

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I BOUGHT MINE FROM HOME.
SOMEONE ASKED ME TO FAX THIS?

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HOW DO I DO THAT?
-- ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW.

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(chokes on the spray)

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-- H-HEY C'MON. CUT IT OUT.
C'MON, WHAT'A YA... C'MON...

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-- WHAT? I'M JUST TRYING
TO ERASE A TYPO.

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-- NO, YOU ARE ACTING LIKE YOU
DON'T KNOW HOW A MODERN

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OFFICE WORKS.
-- WE'RE IN THE U.S.,
WOMAN MAKE

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23% LESS THAN THEIR MALE COUNTERPARTS.
-- REALLY?

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-- DID YOU KNOW THAT
ALMOST 70% PERCENT

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OF THE MINIMUM WAGE WORK
FORCE IS FEMALE, BUT ONLY

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15% OF OUR FORTUNE
500 CEOS ARE?
-- WELL THAT'S DEPRESSING.

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-- SO I FIGURE IF WE'RE GOING
TO RUN OUR BUSINESSES

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LIKE IT'S THE 1960S.
I'M GOING TO ACT LIKE IT.

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-- HUH...
-- OR, I COULD'VE HAD A STROKE.

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I SMOKE A LOT.
-- OH.

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