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The web turns 25, but what will the next 25 years hold for web usage?
Published May 15, 2014 63k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
CAST
Mom Rayna Tharani
Dad Majeed Nami
Son Neiko Keiyan
Daughter Arame Scott
Dog Chevy
CREW
Writer/Director Nick Corirossi
Producer Rachel Goldenberg
Coordinator Becca Scheuer
DP Aaron Uhlrich
Editor Caleb Swyers
AC Jefri Meintjes
Gaffer David Cronin
Key Grip Tom Pena
Prod Designer Kyle Smith
Makeup Leigh Schwartz
Sound Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
PA Ash Holloway
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Published May 15, 2014

(HAPPY MUSIC PLAYS)
YEARS AGO IS A LONG TIME POPS.
THAT'S RIGHT. NOW WONDER WHAT
THE NEXT 25 YEARS WILL LOOK LIKE.
HOVERBOARDS.
HA-HA, NO WAY. IN 25 YEARS CERTAIN
LIMITATIONS ON NET NEUTRALITY
WILL OF COURSE
ALREADY BE APART OF
OUR DAILY LIVES.
THE INTERNET WILL BE FASTER AND
FASTER WITH FEWER OPTIONS.
WITH ANY LUCK.
(LAUGHS)
TRUST ME THE NATION WILL
EVENTUALLY FALL IN LINE,
AND FIGURE OUT THIS NEW
SYSTEM WILL BENEFIT THEM TOO.
-WHAT ABOUT SPARKY?
-(SPARKY BARKS)
SPARKY WILL HAVE TO PAY DOGGIE
TREATS TO ACCESS HIS
DOGGIE WEB.
AND HIS DOGGIE FRIENDS WHO
USE MORE DOGGIE WEB WILL NEED TO PAY
MORE DOGGIE TREATS.
THAT SOUNDS FAIR.
IT'S INCREDIBLY FAIR SON.
I MEAN WE HAVE PREMIUM TELEVISION
CHANNELS LIKE HBO. IT'S KIND
OF UNFAIR THAT OUR INTERNET
PROVIDERS CAN'T CHARGE US
FOR PREMIUM WEBSITES.
WITHOUT NET NEUTRALITY WE
CAN FINALLY ERADICATE THE SCOURGE
OF THE INTERNET: PORNOGRAPHY.
OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE
GET THAT OUT OF HERE.
(LAUGHS)
AGREED. SOON WE'LL BE ABLE
TO STOP EVERYONE FROM UPLOADING ALL
TOGETHER, AND THE INTERNET
CAN BE A SERIES OF CHANNELS
SHOWING PROGRAMMING
AT SPECIFIC TIMES.
YAY.
(MOM): YAY INDEED.
THE FIRST 25 YEARS OF
UNREGULATED INTERNET HAD IT'S
FUN. NOW IT'S TIME
FOR IT TO GROW UP.
(LAUGHS)
(ANOTHER VOICE): HELLO
PLEASE LET THE FEDERAL
COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION DO
THE JOB THE GOVERNMENT PUT
THEM IN PLACE TO DO TO REGULATE
YOUR COMMUNICATIONS.
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIZEN'S USAGE
OF THE INTERNET, BUT--
(GROWLS)
WE ARE NOT IN THE POCKETS OF LARGER CORPORATIONS--
(GROWLS)
DAD.
SHH...
(STILL GROWLING)
HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY WORLD WIDE WEB,
AND GOD BLESS YOU, AND
COMCAST BLESS YOU,
AND TIME WARNER BLESS YOU.

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