Hello. In case you need reminding, I’m a lesbian. You can call me a lesbo or a dyke if you like, I don’t mind.  Or a muff muncher. Ehe.

There’s even a definition for coming out – “the process by which a lesbian person acknowledges her sexual identity to herself and then proceeds to tell others about it.” 

They make it sound so simple.

Mum, Dad. I have acknowledged my sexual identity to myself and now I want to tell you that I’m a muff muncher! It wouldn’t go down very well. Mind you, I suppose nothing goes down very well. Except me on someone else’s daughter! ;)