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Published May 27, 2014 24k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Mike Robertson: Sound
Aaron Ulrich: DP
Jessica Leigh Schwartz: Hair and Makeup
Caleb Swyers: Director
Kegan Swyers: Editor
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Published May 27, 2014

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HI GUYS. DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.

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YOU WANT A BUNCH OF STUFF
FROM THE INTERNET, WE'VE

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GOT A BUNCH OF STUFF
FROM THE INTERNET.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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HIDE YOUR PASSWORDS AND LOCK
YOUR CLOUD. THE INTERNET

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IS UNDER ATTACK THIS
WEEK BY HACKERS.

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FIRST THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT
HACKED U.S. SECRETS ON ENERGY

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AND INSIDER BUSINESS STRATEGIES.
WE'RE PRETTY

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SURE IT WENT DOWN LIKE THIS.

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WELCOME TO OUR SHOW.

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HACK THE PLANET.

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(YELLING) HACK THE PLANET.

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THEN SOME HACKERS BROKE INTO
EBAY AND STOLE YOUR NAME,

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PASSWORD, ADDRESS, AND INFO
ON THE WEIRD JUNK YOU BUY AT 3AM.

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WE'RE PRETTY SURE IT LOOKED LIKE THIS.

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(GUY TALKS): A RABBIT IS IN THE
ADMINISTRATION SYSTEM.

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RABBIT. FLU SHOT. SOMEONE TALK TO ME.

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THE U.S. GOVERNMENT IS HERE
TO PUT AN END TO THIS CRIME SPREE.

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THE FBI WANTS TO HIRE 2000
EMPLOYEES TO FIGHT CYBER CRIME,

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BUT THEY ARE REALLY HAVING
A HARD TIME FINDING HACKERS WHO

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DON'T SMOKE WEED.

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- (ISLAND MUSIC PLAYS)
- HERE ARE TWO APPLICANTS WHO

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DIDN'T MAKE IT THROUGH THE
FBI'S RIGOROUS SCREENING PROCESS.

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ANYONE IS SUSCEPTIBLE TO A HACK THESE DAYS.

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WE'RE GETTING HACKED.

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OBAMA, HIRE THE STONED
HACKERS AND END THIS MADNESS.

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AH, ALL BETTER.

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LET'S CHECK BACK IN ON THE WHITE HOUSE.

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(ISLAND MUSIC PLAYS)

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THAT'S ALL THE NEWS FOR THIS WEEK.

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BYE.

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