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15yr old HAS S3X WITH OVER 800 PEOPLE! - Maurly Show

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Published February 11, 2010 100k views More Info »

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- Stevie Ryan
- Uploader

Additional Credits

Additional Credits:
Katrina played by Stevie Ryan
Edited by Adam Scott Franklin

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Published February 11, 2010

Categories: Web Series Sketch Parody

Keywords: stevie ryan maurly crazy teen girl whore slut sad slept 300 men different cheat hilarious pregnant baby toys wants child ate poop disrespect 15 year years old wants baby Katrina bangbus bangbros

Transcript

#Today on Maurly
My name is Katrina, I'm 15 years old and I don't give a fuck
My mom can kiss my ass because I am going to have a baby no matter what
I threw my grandma out the window because she's ugly
I'm proud to say that I've already had gonorrhea and syphilis five times!
I've been smoking cigars since I was three years old
One time I stole semen from a sperm bank so I could get pregnant with it
I had sex with a hotdog and a banana
Hell yeah I'd let R Kelly pee on me
My teachers all gave me 'F's in school because they want to fuck me
I've had sex with over 800 people because I look like Angelina Jolie
What?!
I knocked the shit out of my mom
That's because she's a dumbass stupid fucking bitch
I even ate a piece of poop one time
I dropped out of school so I could be on bang bus
One time in class I stole a syringe from the diabetic girl
and stabbed her with it