#Today on Maurly My name is Katrina, I'm 15 years old and I don't give a fuck My mom can kiss my ass because I am going to have a baby no matter what I threw my grandma out the window because she's ugly I'm proud to say that I've already had gonorrhea and syphilis five times! I've been smoking cigars since I was three years old One time I stole semen from a sperm bank so I could get pregnant with it I had sex with a hotdog and a banana Hell yeah I'd let R Kelly pee on me My teachers all gave me 'F's in school because they want to fuck me I've had sex with over 800 people because I look like Angelina Jolie What?! I knocked the shit out of my mom That's because she's a dumbass stupid fucking bitch I even ate a piece of poop one time I dropped out of school so I could be on bang bus One time in class I stole a syringe from the diabetic girl and stabbed her with it
