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Episode 14: Zach Galifianakis sits down with Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway,... more »
Published February 12, 2013 670k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Jennifer Lawrence, Naomi Watts, Christoph Waltz, Anne Hathaway & Amy Adams
Also Featuring Misty Monroe
Executive Producers: Mike Farah, Scott Aukerman & BJ Porter
Producers - Anna Wenger, Betsy Koch & Michelle Fox
Production Coordinator - Lisa Lumar
Cinematographer / Editor - Brian Lane
Gaffer / Camera Operator - Kevin Stewart
Sound - Fredrik Wahlstedt
Hair/MU - Sally Wang
Still Photographer - Mandee Johnson
Production Design - Ellie Del Campo, Candy Lopez
PA - Rogelio Sanchez
DIT - William Maxwell
Special Thanks to the Academy

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[SOUND]

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[MUSIC]

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Welcome to another edition of Between Two
Ferns.

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I'm your host Zach Galifianakis.

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This is a Oscar Edition of Between Two
Ferns.

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A special Oscar inside to Oscar nominees

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and all of their Oscar Buzness around
them.

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My first guest is Jennifer Lawrence.

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Jennifer thank you.

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>: Thank you.

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>: I got a beef to pick with your co star
Bradley Cooper because

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he had told me that in real life that you
are

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I wrote it down I wanna make sure I get it
right.

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Ugly.

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>: Wow.

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>: And I gotta be honest because I don't
know what

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he was talking about, unless he was just
joking with me.

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You're really good looking.

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So, you, you played in a movie called the
Hunger Games.

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>: Yeah, isn't that your life story.

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[LAUGH]
>: You shouldn't say that.

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That's offputting.

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>: You should be offputting.

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You're fat.

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You shouldn't eat any more pudding.

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>: Yeah, yeah.

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And when you take on a project like

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Silver Linings Playbook what draws you
into that character?

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What, what, what, what spoke to you?

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>: Well I think Tiffany taught, I love
that she taught me a lot about, about.

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[MUSIC]

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Is this, are you playing me out right now.

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Are you serious playing me off?

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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>: You asked for tradition.

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Good luck.

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[MUSIC]

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>: Hi Zach.

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>: Oh hi.

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Welcome.

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>: Nice to meet you.

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>: This is, nice to meet you.

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This is Naomi Watts.

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You're from Australia.

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I hear that the I read that the toilets
work backwards, in.

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Do you know about that.

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Have you read about that.

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Well I guess for you it's backwards here,
but backwards for us in Australia.

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>: Yeah, apparently.

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>: Does that mean that the feces goes back
into your, into your rectum.

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How does that work.

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No, it's not, it's not.

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Yeah, no, it doesn't do that.

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>: When you, when you're like, in a movie
do they.

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Do they, do they shrink you down, so you
can fit into the camera?

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Like, how does that work?

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>: yeah, no.

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I've been shrunk too many times.

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I have to stop working for a while.

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>: Are there side effects, or?

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>: Just diarrhea.

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>: Okay.

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[MUSIC]

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>: Thank you.

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>: Mister Waltz.

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Thanks for joining us.

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>: Thank you for inviting me.

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>: Christ off Waltz is here from Django
Unchained.

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I got your text about not bringing up your
Mein Kampf tattoo, so I won't.

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Have you ever thought about changing your
name to Christ off Breakdance?

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>: I have, but it doesn't really make
sense.

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>: What is your preparation to get ready
for a part?

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That's none of your business to tell you
the truth because I think it's [CROSSTALK]

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[CROSSTALK]

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actors.

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>: It's part of my business to.

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>: I don't need to.

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>: Don't sit there and run your mouth
mocking me.

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>: Fill you in on English, French, German
[CROSSTALK].

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Have you noticed.

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>: Come on my show and tell me that's none
of my business.

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That's all of my business.

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>: Wouldn't dare to, to tell you how they
do their magic tricks.

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>: Do you say the N word more in Jingo
Unchained or more in real life.

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>: More in real life.

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>: Well, I think that's it.

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>: Oh.

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>: There you go.

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Miss [INAUDIBLE] will take you.

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>: Where've you been.

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Thank you.

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>: Please.

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>: Hi.

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>: Hey, mm, mm, I missed you.

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>: [UNKNOWN]
>: Mm, where do I sit?

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>: You can sit on this other chair, you
can sit on the other.

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>: Mm, nya, nya.

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>: Well.

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>: You're funny.

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>: Yeah.

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>: You're really funny.

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>: Right.

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>: I like you.

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>: Thanks Anne.

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>: [LAUGH] Sorry.

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>: Thanks.

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Thanks Anne.

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>: I'm.

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>: So, how much did you have to drink?

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>: No I didn't.

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You don't know that, you can't prove it.

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>: To be honest with you, I smelled it on
you when you.

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>: No, no, that's my perfume, it's, it's,
it's, it's, it's not that at all.

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>: Is your perfume Kettle 1?

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>: Sucks to be you right now, what goes

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around, comes back around, hey my baby.

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Oh ow ow ow.

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What the, what the what?

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My bag's busted.

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>: Thanks Anne.

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>: You're busted.

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>: Hi.

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>: Hello.

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>: How are you doing.

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>: Good, thanks.

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>: The famous Amy Adams is here everybody.

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>: Hi.

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>: You have red hair and.

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>: Yes I do.

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I do.

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Guess what they used to call me in high
school.

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>: Cinnamon muff.

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>: No.

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They didn't call me cinnamon muff.

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>: What did they call you, fire crotch?

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>: No.

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Strawberry shortcake, a small child's
doll.

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>: You know I, I find you to be a
wonderful actress.

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>: Thank you.

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>: Can I give you an acting challenge?

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>: Okay.

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>: I'm gonna show you a line and then I'm
hoping that you

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could do it with much, as much weight and
gravity to it as possible.

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>: Okay.

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>: It's a pretty serious line.

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[BLANK_AUDIO]

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I'll say action.

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Action.

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>: Don't you ever fart on my tits again.

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