CREDIT CRUNK – The Lyrics

The economic state may be hard to swallow,

So start throwing shapes like us, if you can follow.

Do the credit crunk – it's sweeping the nation

Get down and suck on my hyper inflation!

We'll do just fine in the global decline

So show me your assets and I'll show you mine

To all the CEO's straight DOA

The credit crunk's gonna blow you away!

C/R/E/D/I/to the/T

C/R/U/N/K

Grab ya junk and do the credit crunk -

Everyting gon' be ok!

You're gonna be -

Bleary-eyed with stubble looking through the market's rubble first

Watch the prices double – you're in trouble when the bubble bursts.

Got life insurance? Then you'll be quids in!

But don't burn the mansion with your wife and kids in!

I gotta get it off my chest you investors are fake in the closet

I treat bitches like banks when I make a deposit

When I can't meet real women that's fine –

I just do it like my banking. Online.

C/R/E/D/I/to the/T

C/R/U/N/K

Feel the funk and do the credit crunk –

It's easy, just walk this way!

The credit crunch affects us all, everybody knows.

So take a chance, do this dance, we'll show you how it goes.

Step 1 – you may not have a job tomorrow. Start drinking heavily and drown your sorrows.

Step 2 – take a finger get shocked and stare as you plot the demise of your stocks and shares

Step 3 – your debts are getting bigger and bigger – do yourself a favour and pull the trigger

Woooaaaaaaaahhh -

DO THE CREDIT CRUNK!

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Living in the square mile everything is bare vile

Say goodbye to company cars and clocking air miles

We're outlaws like Scarface, you're gonna feel your heart race

Stuck between a Northern Rock and my hard place.

C/R/E/D/I/to the/T

C/R/U/N/K

When your hopes are sunk, just feel the Credit Crunk

Steps one, two and three and swaaay!

C/R/E/D/I/to the/T

C/R/U/N/K

Let's get drunk and do the credit crunk

From now to eternitaaaaaay!