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Written and performed by Max Olesker & Iván González.
Made and cut by Jack Carr
Music by Mike South
Added over 3 years ago
58 funny votes
37 die votes
Patience is overrated...
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CREDIT CRUNK –
The Lyrics
The economic
state may be hard to swallow,
So start
throwing shapes like us, if you can follow.
Do the credit
crunk – it's sweeping the nation
Get down and
suck on my hyper inflation!
We'll do just
fine in the global decline
So show me you
assets and I'll show you mine
To all the CEO's
straight DOA
The credit
crunk's gonna blow you away!
C/R/E/D/I/to
the/T
C/R/U/N/K
Grab ya junk and
do the credit crunk -
Everyting gon'
be ok!
You're gonna be
-
Bleary-eyed with
stubble looking through the market's rubble first
Watch the prices
double – you're in trouble when the bubble bursts.
Got life
insurance? Then you'll be quids in!
But don't burn
the mansion with your wife and kids in!
I gotta get it
off my chest you investors are fake in the closet
I treat bitches
like banks when I make a deposit
When I can't
meet real women that's fine –
I just do it
like my banking. Online.
C/R/E/D/I/to
the/T
C/R/U/N/K
Feel the funk
and do the credit crunk –
It's easy, just
walk this way!
The credit
crunch affects us all, everybody knows.
So take a
chance, do this dance, we'll show you how it goes.
Step 1 – you may
not have a job tomorrow. Start drinking heavily and drown your sorrows.
Step 2 – take a
finger get shocked and stare as you plot the demise of your stocks and shares
Step 3 – you
debts are getting bigger and bigger – do yourself a favour and pull the trigger
Woooaaaaaaaahhh -
DO THE CREDIT
CRUNK!
<breakdown>
Living in the
square mile everything is bare vile
Say goodbye to
company cars and clocking air miles
We're outlaws
like Scarface, you're gonna feel your heart race
Stuck between a
Northern Rock and my hard place.
C/R/E/D/I/to
the/T
C/R/U/N/K
When your hopes
are sunk, just feel the Credit Crunk
Steps one, two
and three and swaaay!
C/R/E/D/I/to
the/T
C/R/U/N/K
Let's get drunk
and do the credit crunk
From now to
eternitaaaaaay!
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