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The Credit Crunk, official anthem to the credit crunch, with Max and Iván.
Published December 17, 2008 1.3k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Written and performed by Max Olesker & Iván González.
Made and cut by Jack Carr
Music by Mike South
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Published December 17, 2008

CREDIT CRUNK –
The Lyrics



 



The economic
state may be hard to swallow,



So start
throwing shapes like us, if you can follow.



Do the credit
crunk – it's sweeping the nation



Get down and
suck on my hyper inflation!



 



We'll do just
fine in the global decline



So show me you
assets and I'll show you mine



To all the CEO's
straight DOA



The credit
crunk's gonna blow you away!



 



C/R/E/D/I/to
the/T



C/R/U/N/K



Grab ya junk and
do the credit crunk -



Everyting gon'
be ok!



 



You're gonna be
-



Bleary-eyed with
stubble looking through the market's rubble first



Watch the prices
double – you're in trouble when the bubble bursts.



Got life
insurance? Then you'll be quids in!



But don't burn
the mansion with your wife and kids in!



 



I gotta get it
off my chest you investors are fake in the closet



I treat bitches
like banks when I make a deposit



When I can't
meet real women that's fine –



I just do it
like my banking. Online.



 



C/R/E/D/I/to
the/T



C/R/U/N/K



Feel the funk
and do the credit crunk –



It's easy, just
walk this way!



 



The credit
crunch affects us all, everybody knows.



So take a
chance, do this dance, we'll show you how it goes.



Step 1 – you may
not have a job tomorrow. Start drinking heavily and drown your sorrows.



Step 2 – take a
finger get shocked and stare as you plot the demise of your stocks and shares



Step 3 – you
debts are getting bigger and bigger – do yourself a favour and pull the trigger



Woooaaaaaaaahhh -



DO THE CREDIT
CRUNK!



 



<breakdown>



 



Living in the
square mile everything is bare vile



Say goodbye to
company cars and clocking air miles



We're outlaws
like Scarface, you're gonna feel your heart race



Stuck between a
Northern Rock and my hard place.



 



C/R/E/D/I/to
the/T



C/R/U/N/K



When your hopes
are sunk, just feel the Credit Crunk



Steps one, two
and three and swaaay!



C/R/E/D/I/to
the/T



C/R/U/N/K



Let's get drunk
and do the credit crunk



From now to
eternitaaaaaay!

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